The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

While licking on an ice cream cone.

And Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge;

And Ford, and Chevrolet, and Dodge.

I love the stately Empire State,

And San Francisco?s Golden Gate.

I love St. Loius' friendly arch.

The Statue of Liberty's burning torch

The Washington Monument's prickly goad

And Colorado's trail ridge road.

I love "My Country, Tis of Thee,"

Oh, blessed land of liberty.

Long may our glorious land be bright,

With freedom's wondrous holy light,

Protect us by Thy matchless might.

I love to stand with hand o'er heart

And think of those who did their part,

Who left a mom a lone gold star,

Whose bodies rest 'neath fields afar.

I love New England's rolling farms,

Its quaint decor and blushing charms.

I love the azalea's freshened blooms,

East Texas' roses sparkling prunes.

I love it when my church choir sings,

And know the peace that worship brings.

Their beats within my breast a dream

That that small faint flickering gleam

Will soon become a mighty flame

To spread to all His matchless name:

That those dear four who call me "Dad"

Will know the country I have had;

 

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https://www.facebook.com/thebsbking/videos/894898900698466/

 

[Twisted]

Don't you just love the minor leagues?

 

[16KJV11]

Don't you just love the minor leagues?

Minors?
I thought it was Little League...

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

IFBX crew in town tonight and Only Imagine movie in the next town. I'm Only Imagining!

 

[16KJV11]

Whatever happened to Holy Mole?

 

[Twisted]

Whatever happened to Holy Mole?

He was surgically removed.

 

[16KJV11]

Whatever happened to Holy Mole?

He was surgically removed.

I just heard he was smoked out of his hole!

 

[16KJV11]

Tough day...

 

[Twisted]

Tough day...

Really?

What about this poor kid?

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/30-old-ordered-vacate-parents-home-claims-harassed-093004235--abc-news-topstories.html

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Anybody that listened to the Pastor's Study Broadcast will be nice to you (and everybody else.)

 

[16KJV11]

Tough day...

Really?

What about this poor kid?

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/30-old-ordered-vacate-parents-home-claims-harassed-093004235--abc-news-topstories.html

Surprised he didn't seek 'squatters rights', poor snowflake.

 

[16KJV11]

Anybody that listened to the Pastor's Study Broadcast will be nice to you (and everybody else.)

Pastor who?

 

[Twisted]

Pastor Dr. Who?

 

[16KJV11]

Pastor Dr. Who?

The Guess Who?

 

[Twisted]

Pastor Dr. Who?

The Guess Who?

Now you're talkin'!

http://youtu.be/O3LTmDUAhMM

 

[16KJV11]

Both my primary and secondary laptops conked out on me today.  :-[

 

[Twisted]

Both my primary and secondary laptops conked out on me today.  :-[

So sorry.  Will they both need to be replaced?

I'd love to know what it's like to have a "secondary" laptop.

 

[16KJV11]

Both my primary and secondary laptops conked out on me today.  :-[

So sorry.  Will they both need to be replaced?

I'd love to know what it's like to have a "secondary" laptop.

I can't be without a laptop, so I have two.
Both are old, one purchased used in 2012, the other, almost identical purchased 'refurbished' in 2017 for $250.  All of my sermons, data, bulletins, etc. etc. etc. are there.
I just need to buy a new one and quit fooling around with used crap.