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[Twisted]

Had a pastor that stunk.

So did I. Only that HACker & so-called pastor stunk in his lack of leadership. But he excelled in destroying a good church.

Sorry.  No, this one STUNK.

 

[16KJV11]

Had a pastor that stunk.

So did I. Only that HACker & so-called pastor stunk in his lack of leadership. But he excelled in destroying a good church.

Sorry.  No, this one STUNK.

That's when you leave him an anonymous gift of "Irish Spring" bars gift wrapped or in a gift bag outside the door.
For the other, "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie?

 

[Twisted]

Had a pastor that stunk.

So did I. Only that HACker & so-called pastor stunk in his lack of leadership. But he excelled in destroying a good church.

Sorry.  No, this one STUNK.

That's when you leave him an anonymous gift of "Irish Spring" bars gift wrapped or in a gift bag outside the door.
For the other, "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie?

No, that's the coward's way.

I took him outside, alone, and told him of his excess BO.

He told me he was allergic to deodorants.  I told him we could tell.

Somehow he fixed it.

 

[Twisted]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

Shakeys

 

[Twisted]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

Shakeys

Hope you left a generous tip and a tract.

 

[16KJV11]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

Shakeys

Hope you left a generous tip and a tract.

Went soulwinning with my daughter, then to lunch, then to the maul where my bilfold was robbed of $70 by two vicious stores.  I thought it was a bit odd when my daughter actually asked to go soulwinning with me today.

 

[Twisted]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

Shakeys

Hope you left a generous tip and a tract.

Went soulwinning with my daughter, then to lunch, then to the maul where my bilfold was robbed of $70 by two vicious stores.  I thought it was a bit odd when my daughter actually asked to go soulwinning with me today.

"maul" - not a typo.

 

[prophet]

Had a pastor that stunk.

So did I. Only that HACker & so-called pastor stunk in his lack of leadership. But he excelled in destroying a good church.

Sorry.  No, this one STUNK.

That's when you leave him an anonymous gift of "Irish Spring" bars gift wrapped or in a gift bag outside the door.
For the other, "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie?

No, that's the coward's way.

I took him outside, alone, and told him of his excess BO.

He told me he was allergic to deodorants.  I told him we could tell.

Somehow he fixed it.

Hmmm, you do sound like an Indian.

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[prophet]

Nobody on the FFF?

Bus calling?

Shakeys

Hope you left a generous tip and a tract.

Went soulwinning with my daughter, then to lunch, then to the maul where my bilfold was robbed of $70 by two vicious stores.  I thought it was a bit odd when my daughter actually asked to go soulwinning with me today.

I know your pain intimately well, wing nut.

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[Twisted]

It's early Sunday morning.

I'm awaiting my usual prune danish.

I'm thinking of all my fellow HACkers who will be able to attend a nice building, sit in nice pews (liberals sit in chairs), and listen to a nice message.

Ah....well, let's hope the traveling chaplain today will at least speak English.

 

[fishinnut]

It's early Sunday morning.

I'm awaiting my usual prune danish.

I'm thinking of all my fellow HACkers who will be able to attend a nice building, sit in nice pews (liberals sit in chairs), and listen to a nice message.

Ah....well, let's hope the traveling chaplain today will at least speak English.

Quit quoting JH & they might let you out for church services.

 

[Twisted]

It's early Sunday morning.

I'm awaiting my usual prune danish.

I'm thinking of all my fellow HACkers who will be able to attend a nice building, sit in nice pews (liberals sit in chairs), and listen to a nice message.

Ah....well, let's hope the traveling chaplain today will at least speak English.

Quit quoting JH & they might let you out for church services.

The night staff says I mumble the Church Manual in my sleep.

 

[16KJV11]

It's early Sunday morning.

I'm awaiting my usual prune danish.

I'm thinking of all my fellow HACkers who will be able to attend a nice building, sit in nice pews (liberals sit in chairs), and listen to a nice message.

Ah....well, let's hope the traveling chaplain today will at least speak English.

Quit quoting JH & they might let you out for church services.

The night staff says I mumble the Church Manual in my sleep.

that's better than quoting let's use forms and letters.

 

[16KJV11]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

 

[Twisted]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

 

[16KJV11]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

 

[Twisted]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

I have a long tongue.

 

[16KJV11]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

I have a long tongue.

?

 

[16KJV11]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

I have a long tongue.

Now that is incredibly nasty! ???