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[Twisted]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

I have a long tongue.

Now that is incredibly nasty! ???

LOL!  You caught me.  I'm lyin'.

For bedpan duty, Nurse Ratched takes off the straitjacket.

 

[16KJV11]

Ahh, a new day....
How's the view from your cell, I mean room, twisted?

Dank and dark.

It's early.  Today was my day to clean bedpans.

Thanks for asking.

Now THAT'S something I'd like to see (or not like to see) you do in a straightjacket!!! ???

I have a long tongue.

Now that is incredibly nasty! ???

LOL!  You caught me.  I'm lyin'.

For bedpan duty, Nurse Ratched takes off the straitjacket.

Are you highly sedated when she takes the straight jacket off?

 

[Twisted]

Are you highly sedated when she takes the straight jacket off?

Moderate Sedation.  But she has 2-3 members of the Roadway Gang standing by....just in case.

 

[16KJV11]

Started therapy last week for my shoulder.
I think Nurse Ratched moved out here to PA.

 

[Twisted]

Started therapy last week for my shoulder.
I think Nurse Ratched moved out here to PA.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

http://youtu.be/vfthzU3V4zo

 

[16KJV11]

Started therapy last week for my shoulder.
I think Nurse Ratched moved out here to PA.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.

http://youtu.be/vfthzU3V4zo

Frightening resemblance!

 

[16KJV11]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

 

[Twisted]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

Well, that deserves a

GLORY!!

 

[Twisted]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

Maybe a little soon, but did you hand him a copy of the HAC catalog?

 

[16KJV11]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

Maybe a little soon, but did you hand him a copy of the HAC catalog?

On it's way on Monday!

 

[16KJV11]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

Maybe a little soon, but did you hand him a copy of the HAC catalog?

On it's way on Monday!

It's funny though, these are the majority of my witnessing stories.  Nothing distinct, nothing funny or really interesting.  Just people bowing their heads and hearts to Christ.
I rarely have what one would call an 'interesting or profound' experience.

 

[fishinnut]

Praise the Lord for a fruitful day out soul-winning today.
Knocked on a door, a man answered. 
After a bit of chit-chat, I moved the conversation to spiritual things and began to talk about the Lord Jesus Christ and heaven.  I then asked him: Would you like to know for sure that heaven is your home?
He said 'yes'.
I asked him if he had a minute?
He said, yes, and said: I'd invite you in, but the house is a mess.
I said, I have four kids, I understand!
So, he invited us in and I spent the next 30 minutes giving him the glorious gospel of Jesus Christ.
What a joy it was when he bowed his head and trusted Christ as his Saviour.
What a great day when a soul comes to Christ!

Maybe a little soon, but did you hand him a copy of the HAC catalog?

On it's way on Monday!

It's funny though, these are the majority of my witnessing stories.  Nothing distinct, nothing funny or really interesting.  Just people bowing their heads and hearts to Christ.
I rarely have what one would call an 'interesting or profound' experience.

Good stuff....keep sowing the seed.

 

[Twisted]

Our desserts for the next few weeks have arrived!

 

[fishinnut]

Our desserts for the next few weeks have arrived!

You found your peeps.....

 

[16KJV11]

Our desserts for the next few weeks have arrived!

You found your peeps.....

Never let it be said that TWISTED doesn't have a fan club!

 

[Twisted]

Our desserts for the next few weeks have arrived!

You found your peeps.....

Never let it be said that TWISTED doesn't have a fan club!

And no bigotry or racism here.  I'll eat any color.

 

[16KJV11]

Our desserts for the next few weeks have arrived!

You found your peeps.....

Never let it be said that TWISTED doesn't have a fan club!

And no bigotry or racism here.  I'll eat any color.

No doubt they remind you of your meds!

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[16KJV11]

Fishy's peeps...

 

[16KJV11]

RAIDER'S PEEP...

 

[16KJV11]

Smellin's Peeps...