The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[Twisted]

I can't be without a laptop, so I have two.
Both are old, one purchased used in 2012, the other, almost identical purchased 'refurbished' in 2017 for $250.  All of my sermons, data, bulletins, etc. etc. etc. are there.
I just need to buy a new one and quit fooling around with used crap.

Hopefully you back-up (often) to at least 2 external devices.

 

[16KJV11]

I can't be without a laptop, so I have two.
Both are old, one purchased used in 2012, the other, almost identical purchased 'refurbished' in 2017 for $250.  All of my sermons, data, bulletins, etc. etc. etc. are there.
I just need to buy a new one and quit fooling around with used crap.

I have carbonite.
But carbonite can't help me unless I have a computer to put on.
Hopefully you back-up (often) to at least 2 external devices.

 

[16KJV11]

Sitting at a grocery store cafe, working on Sunday messages while the church school group I drove to an amusement park is having 'fun'...

 

[Twisted]

Sitting at a grocery store cafe, working on Sunday messages while the church school group I drove to an amusement park is having 'fun'...

Aren't you having "fun"?

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

If you ate some coney dogs and went on the Tilt a Whirl you could come up with some good sermon illustrations.

 

[16KJV11]

Sitting at a grocery store cafe, working on Sunday messages while the church school group I drove to an amusement park is having 'fun'...

Aren't you having "fun"?

Well, at least they have TBN on the TV here instead of the 'View' with those disgusting women as hosts.

 

[Twisted]

The noises you hear....when you're all alone on the forum...

 

[16KJV11]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

 

[Twisted]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

 

[16KJV11]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

Over what?

 

[Twisted]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

Over what?

LOL!

Over getting a cream pie in the face for a bus contest, then riding the route for 2 hours in the hot summer sun.

 

[16KJV11]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

Over what?

LOL!

Over getting a cream pie in the face for a bus contest, then riding the route for 2 hours in the hot summer sun.

I'd go back.

 

[Twisted]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

Over what?

LOL!

Over getting a cream pie in the face for a bus contest, then riding the route for 2 hours in the hot summer sun.

I'd go back.

To your bus route?  That's the spirit.

 

[16KJV11]

Had our church picnic today...  I smell like a greasy hamburger.    :-X

Isn't that an improvement?

Over what?

LOL!

Over getting a cream pie in the face for a bus contest, then riding the route for 2 hours in the hot summer sun.

I'd go back.

To your bus route?  That's the spirit.

To that era of my life... Much less pain and a whole lot simpler.

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

While licking on an ice cream cone.

And Howard Johnson's Motor Lodge;

And Ford, and Chevrolet, and Dodge.

I love the stately Empire State,

And San Francisco?s Golden Gate.

I love St. Loius' friendly arch.

The Statue of Liberty's burning torch

The Washington Monument's prickly goad

And Colorado's trail ridge road.

I love "My Country, Tis of Thee,"

Oh, blessed land of liberty.

Long may our glorious land be bright,

With freedom's wondrous holy light,

Protect us by Thy matchless might.

I love to stand with hand o'er heart

And think of those who did their part,

Who left a mom a lone gold star,

Whose bodies rest 'neath fields afar.

I love New England's rolling farms,

Its quaint decor and blushing charms.

I love the azalea's freshened blooms,

East Texas' roses sparkling prunes.

I love it when my church choir sings,

And know the peace that worship brings.

Their beats within my breast a dream

That that small faint flickering gleam

Will soon become a mighty flame

To spread to all His matchless name:

That those dear four who call me "Dad"

Will know the country I have had;

Where freedom's flag flies proud and high,

 

[Smellin Coffee]

I'm about to post something of interest.



I'm posting now.



Why?




Because I can!

 

[Twisted]

I'm about to post something of interest.



I'm posting now.



Why?




Because I can!

At least you posted in the right place.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The most fun thing about being a realist is getting labeled a pessimist by delusionists who claim to be optimists.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Football is in my blood, I'm telling ya.

At work they told me if I wanna keep my job I have to pass a drug test so when they handed me the cup I told them to go long.

They didn't find it amusing. Must be Packer fans.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

I think next time I go to Starbucks while they are crowded, and they ask my name, I will say Bingo.

I will hide in the corner while waiting for my drink and look at people's amused faces when the barista yells above the crowd:

BINGO! BINGO!

Then the next time, I will call myself Yahtzee...