The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you daily drive your church's mail car to the front of the church even though you live in the parsonage attached to the back of the building.
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YMBAH if...........

you daily drive your the mail car to the front of the church and the church does not have a mail car.
 
Smellin Coffee said:
YMBAH if...

...you name the koi pond in your backyard The Dead Sea...
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Smokin!!!
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMBAH if... You see this sign and know there's hope for America.

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YMBAH if.........

:)
 
YMBAH if...........

you start a Spanish Ministry and you have no Spanish speaking people.
 
YMBAH if..........

your start a new church and refuse to move into a building unless it is near railroad tracks.
 
YMBAH if..........

you are candidating for a country church running 75.  One of your requests is that the next building project be a parking deck. 
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
YMBAH if............... you see this sign, start tapping you foot and whistling the theme song to, "My Three Sons."

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I'm lovin' it!!!!!
 
YMBAH if..........

you name the new kitchen addition to your church The Decoster Dining Hall.
 
YMBAH if................ you say bless GAWD, we're gonna follow the Old Paths of the 50's, even the way our basketball team dresses, then go OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry folks, lost the Photobucket touch. This pic is just gonna have to wait......................
 
YMBAH if...........

every time you eat a hotdog you look for an ash tray in which to throw the bun.

*Did anyone get this one?
 
YMBAH if..........

you go to the airport to get your hair cut.  The problem is that the airport is 2 hours from your house.
 
YMBAH if..........

you have an elderly man named Richard read the Scripture before you preach and you call him "Brother John". 
 
YMBAH if..........

you name your biceps Boopsy and Woopsy.
 
YMBAH if.............

you refuse to eat a pickle unless the end is bitten off.
 
YMBAH if...........

your church baptized 4 last year and you had your assistant do the baptizing.
 
YMBAH if.............

you end every service with the words, "And the servant said, 'Lord, it is done as thou hast commanded and yet there is room'".
 
YMBAH if....

you hum "We'll never say good-bye in glory" as you leave every single church service, regardless of what church or state.
 
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