The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!
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YMBAH if........
you take a new church running 40. An elderly man who is the only deacon comes to your office. You point your finger and him and greet him with the words, "If you ain't loyal, you ain't nothing!!"
you take a new church running 40. An elderly man who is the only deacon comes to your office. You point your finger and him and greet him with the words, "If you ain't loyal, you ain't nothing!!"
RAIDER said:
That was the first from the old, inspired thread.
OK Somebody it's been ages since I placed a photobucket on the forum.
I'm clicking "Insert Link" What's wrong?
I'm clicking "Insert Link" What's wrong?
RAIDER said:
And you start an extension on the balcony you don't even have BEFORE the business meeting you have called to approve it.
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Baptist City Holdout said:
For a picture, you need to use the "Insert Image". That is the small icon, second from left under the Italics.
YMBAH if...
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YMBAH if...
...you bulletproof your pulpit.
...you bulletproof your pulpit.
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YMBAH if...
...you invent "sins" like the showing of toe cleavage...
...you invent "sins" like the showing of toe cleavage...
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YMBAH if...
...you make your teens put band-aids on their zits...
...you make your teens put band-aids on their zits...
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YMBAH if...
...you daily drive your church's mail car to the front of the church even though you live in the parsonage attached to the back of the building.
...you daily drive your church's mail car to the front of the church even though you live in the parsonage attached to the back of the building.
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YMBAH if...
...you have a reserved parking spot for your wife...
...you have a reserved parking spot for your wife...
YMBAH if... You see this sign and know there's hope for America.Smellin Coffee said:Baptist City Holdout said:
For a picture, you need to use the "Insert Image". That is the small icon, second from left under the Italics.
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YMBAH if...
...you name the koi pond in your backyard The Dead Sea...
...you name the koi pond in your backyard The Dead Sea...
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YMBAH if...
...your 4-year old daughter has regular dress checks for her dolls.
...your 4-year old daughter has regular dress checks for her dolls.
YMBAH if you see an Illinois license plate that reads, - JH DH 71 - and say, "Oh my soul!"
I did that Sunday. And no it was not in the church parking lot.
I did that Sunday. And no it was not in the church parking lot.