The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[RAIDER]

Another Smellin classic!

YMBAH if.................

the only kind of dog you will own is a Jack Russel terrier. 

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if......................

you schedule a revival meeting on Memorial Day and throw a fit because so many members aren't there.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You have been preaching for the past three months on the importance of being in church on Wednesday night instead of Trick-or-Treating.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if....

you refuse to cheer for the Milwaukee Brewers or the Los Angeles Draft Dodgers.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if.............

you have a swimming pool in your backyard but you're too busy saving America to swim in it.

 

[switcher]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

 

[16KJV11]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

Yes!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

Nicely done!

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

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[switcher]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

Nicely done!

Thank you  ?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if......................

you will not use a GPS that has a female voice because "they ain't made a woman that can tell this preacher what to do!"

YMBAH If . . . .

You refuse to be alone in a car with a female GPS.

Classic.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You are rooting for Alabama in the college football playoffs because you think the "Crimson Tide" refers to the blood of Jesus.

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if:

You are rooting for Alabama in the college football playoffs because you think the "Crimson Tide" refers to the blood of Jesus.

Nicely done!!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBAH if:

You are rooting for Alabama in the college football playoffs because you think the "Crimson Tide" refers to the blood of Jesus.

Nicely done!!

Welcome Back!  I feel like a great revival preacher who has called the wandering prodigal back home!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBAH if:

You are rooting for Alabama in the college football playoffs because you think the "Crimson Tide" refers to the blood of Jesus.

Nicely done!!

Welcome Back!  I feel like a great revival preacher who has called the wandering prodigal back home!

Don't fret when you learn Raider's return is more like Bro. Sheffey coming back home from preaching out on the circuit.

 

[fishinnut]

You Might Be A HACker if........

you have held a grudge from back when Geraldine & Ricky visited FBCH some 40 years ago & Ricky would make fun of JH.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

You Might Be A HACker if........

you have held a grudge from back when Geraldine & Ricky visited FBCH some 40 years ago & Ricky would make fun of JH.

Stupid little kid.  I was glad to see him get shoved into that suitcase.  Something was wrong with him anyway - always had a plastic smile on his face: Not to be trusted!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if......

you are the pastor of a church, conducting an Old-fashion Day & you hang a large poster of JH & JR Rice on the wall behind the pulpit.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if......

you are the pastor of a church, conducting an Old-fashion Day & you hang a large poster of JH & JR Rice on the wall behind the pulpit.

That old fashioned, huh?

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[Twisted]

YMBAH if......

you are the pastor of a church, conducting an Old-fashion Day & you hang a large poster of JH & JR Rice on the wall behind the pulpit.

And then you spend the entire sermon explaining who those men were.