The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[16KJV11]

YMBAHI...
You have diabetes, congestive heart failure, and several other maladies, and you yell at your bus director for not 'going to bat for you' to the insurance companies to let you drive...(actually happened)

 

[fishinnut]

You might be a Hacker if....

you make sure the back of the heel of your dress shoes is polished but the egg on your tie never bothers you.

 

[RAIDER]

You might be a Hacker if....

you make sure the back of the heel of your dress shoes is polished but the egg on your tie never bothers you.

This one holds a lot of truth!!

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.................

the first thing you ask any preacher you meet is, "Do you have a 3 X 5 card accessible?"

 

[prophet]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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[RAIDER]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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................and you can't make these things up!

 

[prophet]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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................and you can't make these things up!

I can't imagine how that clown got to the place where he thought so highly of himself.


But it gets better...

When I wasn't impressed, he showed me a check signed by Russel Anderson.

But that's not all...

His lackey accessed me of being disloyal to my master....

I explained to them , quite loudly and with intent to cause harm if necessary, that I was just giving estimates for remodeling, not selling myself into slavery.

I wish this wasn't a gross understatement of the facts, here, but if my memory wasn't going, I'm sure there'd be 10 more points to the story.

Gold mine!!!
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[RAIDER]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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................and you can't make these things up!

I can't imagine how that clown got to the place where he thought so highly of himself.


But it gets better...

When I wasn't impressed, he showed me a check signed by Russel Anderson.

But that's not all...

His lackey accessed me of being disloyal to my master....

I explained to them , quite loudly and with intent to cause harm if necessary, that I was just giving estimates for remodeling, not selling myself into slavery.

I wish this wasn't a gross understatement of the facts, here, but if my memory wasn't going, I'm sure there'd be 10 more points to the story.

Gold mine!!!
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These are the kinds of occasions where you want to keep things going just for the sake of being able to tell the story later!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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................and you can't make these things up!

I can't imagine how that clown got to the place where he thought so highly of himself.


But it gets better...

When I wasn't impressed, he showed me a check signed by Russel Anderson.

But that's not all...

His lackey accessed me of being disloyal to my master....

I explained to them , quite loudly and with intent to cause harm if necessary, that I was just giving estimates for remodeling, not selling myself into slavery.

I wish this wasn't a gross understatement of the facts, here, but if my memory wasn't going, I'm sure there'd be 10 more points to the story.

Gold mine!!!
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These are the kinds of occasions where you want to keep things going just for the sake of being able to tell the story later!

And just when we thought the old Forum had run out of stuff!

 

[RAIDER]

The old forum downtown marches on!

 

[prophet]

The old forum downtown marches on!

Ok, I've done my part....now take the torch, HACker Nation!!!

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[prophet]

I worked on a house for a HACker once.

He was miffed cuz I didn't pull out a 3X5, when he was pontificating ...

I told him that his advice was "take it or leave it", lol.

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................and you can't make these things up!

I can't imagine how that clown got to the place where he thought so highly of himself.


But it gets better...

When I wasn't impressed, he showed me a check signed by Russel Anderson.

But that's not all...

His lackey accessed me of being disloyal to my master....

I explained to them , quite loudly and with intent to cause harm if necessary, that I was just giving estimates for remodeling, not selling myself into slavery.

I wish this wasn't a gross understatement of the facts, here, but if my memory wasn't going, I'm sure there'd be 10 more points to the story.

Gold mine!!!
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These are the kinds of occasions where you want to keep things going just for the sake of being able to tell the story later!

I was calling the whole pack  "HACkers" in my head...

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[RAIDER]

These are the kinds of occasions where you want to keep things going just for the sake of being able to tell the story later!

I was calling the whole pack  "HACkers" in my head...

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[/quote]

To this day I will sometimes see someone or hear something someone says and think, "That person could be a Hacker".

 

[RAIDER]

YMBAH if.....................

you have said over half of the posts in the "_______________________," said no HAC student ever thread.

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBAH if.....................

you have said over half of the posts in the "_______________________," said no HAC student ever thread.

I think prophet still is one. 

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if.....................

you have said over half of the posts in the "_______________________," said no HAC student ever thread.

I think prophet still is one. 

To be fair, Mrs prophet jumped in on the girls dorm woes...

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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if................

you preach against using the internet yet your church has a website.

 

[prophet]

YMBAH if................

you preach against using the internet yet your church has a website.

Classic

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[RAIDER]

YMBAH if................

you moved your Sunday evening service back an hour so that people would miss more of the Super Bowl.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBAH if................

you pastor a church with an average of 65 in attendance with not assistants or associates.  In conversations, on the church letterhead, bulletin & church sign you refer to yourself as the "SENIOR PASTOR."