The OFFICIAL "You might be a Hacker if...." thread!

[RAIDER]

YMBA

STINKIN' HACKER

if you pass off research to someone else because you're too stinkin' lazy to do it yourself.

(Raider loves the redundant use of STINKIN'!!!)

It cracks me up when he uses that word.  So harsh.  LOL

baptisthac, you can easily see that Patriotic is doing her best to become me.  It's best to just let her dream.

Like a nightmare.

I'm sure your deadbeat posting has cost you countless hours of sleep.  By admitting that you want to be like me is the first step.  You have accomplished that.  The nightmares will quickly leave.

Where did I make that admission?

I know you are trying to hide it.  Everyone sees it.  16KJV11 received PMs from so many people that he started a thread about it.  There's nothing for which to be ashamed.  Embrace it.

 

[Teri in NC]

YMBA

STINKIN' HACKER

if you pass off research to someone else because you're too stinkin' lazy to do it yourself.

(Raider loves the redundant use of STINKIN'!!!)

It cracks me up when he uses that word.  So harsh.  LOL

baptisthac, you can easily see that Patriotic is doing her best to become me.  It's best to just let her dream.

Like a nightmare.

I'm sure your deadbeat posting has cost you countless hours of sleep.  By admitting that you want to be like me is the first step.  You have accomplished that.  The nightmares will quickly leave.

Where did I make that admission?

I know you are trying to hide it.  Everyone sees it.  16KJV11 received PMs from so many people that he started a thread about it.  There's nothing for which to be ashamed.  Embrace it.

Seriously, it's time for you to back away from the bong.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA Hacker if...........

you declare yourself a national leader in the area of numbers of salvations and baptisms per year on your church website.

After all it's all about the numbers with HACkers.

 

[BALAAM]

YMBA Hacker if...........

you declare yourself a national leader in the area of numbers of salvations and baptisms per year on your church website.

After all it's all about the numbers with HACkers.

Even though your average attendance is under 100 weekly!

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

 

[patriotic]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

Please tell me this is more fiction than truth.

 

[fishinnut]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

Please tell me this is more fiction than truth.

I cannot do that. :

 

[RAIDER]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

How else would anyone believe it.

 

[BALAAM]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

That has got to be old KG!

 

[BALAAM]

YMBAH if you hear the words in the song 'How great thou art' and you think it was written about you.

 

[prophet]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

That has got to be old KG!

Laughing.

It was my exact thought, then I scroll down, and see you read my mind.

earnestly contend

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

Please tell me this is more fiction than truth.

That's about what I was thinking!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

That has got to be old KG!

Laughing.

It was my exact thought, then I scroll down, and see you read my mind.

earnestly contend

And here it is:

https://nwbbc.com/page/Pastor

So freaky.

 

[prophet]

YMBA HACker if......

you got married 7 years ago while a pastor & your wedding video is still featured on YOUR church website.

That has got to be old KG!

Laughing.

It was my exact thought, then I scroll down, and see you read my mind.

earnestly contend

And here it is:

https://nwbbc.com/page/Pastor

So freaky.

Cue Bruh.

To tell us she was a virgin...

8)

earnestly contend

 

[qwerty]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

 

[prophet]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

It was really  weird to see Jon Benet Ramsey in the Wedding Party.

earnestly contend

 

[RAIDER]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

He would sooner smell perfume than Icy Hot.

 

[qwerty]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

He would sooner smell perfume than Icy Hot.

The favorite lines or quote is another thread.

 

[patriotic]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

He would sooner smell perfume than Icy Hot.

She was FORTY!
She probably smelled like both at times.

 

[RAIDER]

That is weird..... She seems a good bit younger... Not that much older if not the same age as his daughter.

He would sooner smell perfume than Icy Hot.

She was FORTY!
She probably smelled like both at times.

She looks 20 next to him!