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tmjbog said:
I can put up with his questionable fashion choices, but the story must have a particle accelerator and murderous monkey viruses.
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Do you have your tin foil hat and the ray gun handy??? LOL
 
I'll defer to Ransom (with a self-declared 30 IQ) to determine what these "things" are.

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Twisted said:
I'll defer to Ransom (with a self-declared 30 IQ) to determine what these "things" are.

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I see why Ekk stopped posting. His conspiracy theories just don't measure up. You have another winner here. These little string like structures are one of two things. The first being alien spawn that after their gestation period will gnaw their way out of our bodies and take over the planet. If this is the case we need Sigourney Weaver and her crack team. The 2nd possibility is these fibers are the beginning of the transition of the vaccinated into Cybermen in a conquest to assimilate the planet. In this case we will need Tom Baker and his travelling companion to rid us of this scourge.
On a side note I was wondering how this magnetic clay bath this fella took at the recommendation of his Holistic Medicine practitioner is able to pull something that big out of his blood vessels, through the muscle, then through the layers of skin. Anyway I'm sure there is a logical explanation that a holistic practitioner could explain. Don't forget beware of the murderous monkey viruses.
 
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I don't know there really isn't the effort that you put into it. That doesn't compare to the nanobots being sucked out of the blood vessels through the muscle and multiple layers of skin or your other post with the particle accelerator, Lee Harvey Oswald connection, and murderous monkey viruses. Compared to your posts it's all amateur hour. I told Ekk way back that I can get behind the right conspiracies, you my friend, provide the conspiracy theories I've been looking for. A handful of people getting slightly enlarged hearts doesn't really compare to the nanobots coursing through my veins, now does it?
 
Twisted said:
I'll defer to Ransom (with a self-declared 30 IQ) to determine what these "things" are.
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Oh, look, it's Stew Peters, whose Credible Person credentials were already solidified with the use of multiple exclamation points and the word "Wow!" Now he's headlining his videos with "HORROR."

Here's the "HORROR":

"they have video which they believe shows one of those ["tiny little metallic"] strings trying to wiggle out of a tweezers back into the body," says Stewie, cutting to video of tweezers holding what appears to be a hair or "tiny little metallic string" (these geniuses never heard of "wire," apparenlty) doing absolutely nothing.

"That video makes my skin crawl." LOL. Poor Stewie can't take a short video of a hair being held with tweezers. What a ladyboy.

  1. There's no such thing as a "detox." That's pure pseudomedicine.
  2. His wife says it was a "Morgellons detox." Morgellons is an unsubstantiated medical condition, in which fibers appear to extrude from sores on an individual's body. While the fibers are real (and probably from the individual's clothing), the disease is a delusion. This looks like the same kind of thing.
  3. The "doctor" was a naturopath.
A fake doctor prescribes a fake treatment for a fake disease, and the highly credible Stew Peters breathlessly reports it as fact because some fat chick on Zoom shows him a shakycam video.

So, in short, like everything else you post to this forum . . . it's idiotic.
 
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tmjbog said:
These little string like structures are one of two things. The first being alien spawn that after their gestation period will gnaw their way out of our bodies and take over the planet. If this is the case we need Sigourney Weaver and her crack team. The 2nd possibility is these fibers are the beginning of the transition of the vaccinated into Cybermen in a conquest to assimilate the planet. In this case we will need Tom Baker and his travelling companion to rid us of this scourge.
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Nah, those are both wrong. They're alien crapweasels like in Dreamcatcher. Instead of "tiny little metallic string," they'll be extruding contagious alien infections next, and turning us all into hosts for more crapweasels. We need Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore to forcibly quarantine all the infected, then burn them into the ground.
 
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Ransom said:
Nah, those are both wrong. They're alien crapweasels like in Dreamcatcher. Instead of "tiny little metallic string," they'll be extruding contagious alien infections next, and turning us all into hosts for more crapweasels. We need Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore to forcibly quarantine all the infected, then burn them into the ground.
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Somehow that one got by me. I'm going to have to watch Dreamcatcher tonight so I'll have one more thing to fear.
 
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