The dumbest question you heard at HAC

[nightbusheretic14]

For any of us who have gone to HAC or FBCH. We know that there's Q/A time in church ed, pastors school, or at some other event. There seems to always be that one person who asks a really dumb question. I am curious...what was the dumbest question any of you heard at while at HAC?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Any one of many that started with:  "My wife wants to know....."

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Bro. Hyles, what do you think about the alcohol content in Binaca?"

 

[RAIDER]

"Brother Hyles, if the whole earth was flooded during Noah's time how did Noah live?"

 

[16KJV11]

"Brother Hyles, if the whole earth was flooded during Noah's time how did Noah live?"

You're kidding, right?  This was asked?

 

[IFB X-Files]

I have a friend that stood one time and asked Dr. Hyles how to*gain* weight.  It got a pretty good laugh from the crowd and a weird stare from Dr. Hyles.  Gary went on to explain he meant "muscular" weight.  Still, it's the only question I remember anyone asking.  Good times.

 

[nightbusheretic14]

Bro Ray Young was teaching on "How to treat guess speakers" for a whole hour and toward the end of class, we had like 5 minutes of Q/A time. A classmate stood up and asked "Bro Young, so how exactly would you treat a guess speaker?" Bro Young stared at him and said "were you not listening at all this whole hour?" The whole class laughed.

 

[Tennessean]

Stinkin Hacker, "Bro. Hyles, Where are the ashes of the Red Heifer."

Bro. Hyles, "Gary."

 

[Tennessean]

In a private meeting with Bro. Hyles, Benji Fuller asked the best question ever about Bro Hyles Sat PM Class.
"Bro. Hyles, do I have to sit here and listen to all these awful questions."

Bro. Hyles, "I wouldn't want to sit there and listen to them either."

 

[bgwilkinson]

Bro Ray Young was teaching on "How to treat guess speakers" for a whole hour and toward the end of class, we had like 5 minutes of Q/A time. A classmate stood up and asked "Bro Young, so how exactly would you treat a guess speaker?" Bro Young stared at him and said "were you not listening at all this whole hour?" The whole class laughed.

What is a guess speaker?

Is that someone from the Guess Clothing Company?

http://www.guessfactory.com/en/

Was he promoting their clothing lines? Unbelievable.

 

[nightbusheretic14]

No he meant if your church was inviting a guest preacher, how would you treat him.

 

[deertracks]

No he meant if your church was inviting a guest preacher, how would you treat him.

This may qualify as the dumbest answer I have heard on the FFF

 

[Bravo]

Rick Sausy (sp?)

"Bro Hyles what is a liberal (neck)tie?"

"Bro Hyles, why do so many businesses here in the city have "Woodmar" in their names instead of Hammond?"

 

[Bravo]

Unknown HACker, "Bro Hyles if you only make $____ a year how could you afford to buy Mrs Hyles a new car?"

Yep, that one got a lot of special attention during that Q&A session!

 

[cast.sheep]

"Where did Cain get his wife?"

Bro. Hyles tore him apart verbally for asking that question.  As an 18 year old college freshman I was actually hoping he would answer it.  I was curious about that myself!

Later I would sit there during Q & A and wonder:  "Who in their right mind would actually stand up and ask a question????" 

Haha!  Good times.....

 

[Bravo]

Another unnamed HACker at a Saturday Night class, "Bro Hyles, would you use the children of Isreal having to fight so much in the wilderness as an example of facing adversity in life?"

Jack Hyles, "They don't need an example, they will face plenty of adversity in their life. Are you trying to show your friends how much Bible you know?"

 

[RAIDER]

"Brother Hyles, if the whole earth was flooded during Noah's time how did Noah live?"

You're kidding, right?  This was asked?

I'm not kidding.  A poor looking lady that I believe came to church on a bus asked him that question.  It was the last question of the Q & A time.  In vintage Dr. Hyles' form he said, "He was a mighty good swimmer" and he turned and walked out the platform door.  We couldn't stop laughing.

 

[RAIDER]

"Where did Cain get his wife?"

Bro. Hyles tore him apart verbally for asking that question.  As an 18 year old college freshman I was actually hoping he would answer it.  I was curious about that myself!

Later I would sit there during Q & A and wonder:  "Who in their right mind would actually stand up and ask a question????" 

Haha!  Good times.....

We use to collect money to entice one of us to get us and ask a stupid question on purpose.  We never did get a taker. 

 

[bgwilkinson]

Unknown HACker, "Bro Hyles if you only make $____ a year how could you afford to buy Mrs Hyles a new car?"

Yep, that one got a lot of special attention during that Q&A session!

If that was a student at HAC he may have been expelled for insubordination, asking the Man of God about his money.

Well he did pull down thousands of dollars a week in speaking fees, not to mention his not for profit Hyles Publications where he collected all the money and the church paid all the expenses. Sweet deal.

 

[16KJV11]

"Brother Hyles, if the whole earth was flooded during Noah's time how did Noah live?"

You're kidding, right?  This was asked?

I'm not kidding.  A poor looking lady that I believe came to church on a bus asked him that question.  It was the last question of the Q & A time.  In vintage Dr. Hyles' form he said, "He was a mighty good swimmer" and he turned and walked out the platform door.  We couldn't stop laughing.

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