The "Dear So-and-So" Thread

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Dear Southwest,

Are you ever on time anymore? Thanks for the $200 voucher, but I'm still disappointed with you. Like Mr. Howell is disappointed with Gilligan, that's how disappointed I am with you. I believe our relationship is over until you prove you can carry your end of the bargain. That may be harsh, but this nonsense can not continue. It's not me, it's you.

Weary of the airport smell,
r2w
 
Dear Meineke,

Can't you ever get it right? The car was taken back and "corrected" yet now there is a hole from where you wrongly attached the muffler that leaks water. So a new muffler with a hole in it? And you wonder why I won't accept it?

Good grief! Get it right!

Getting antsy,

SC
 
Dear hurried parents,
It is never wise to cut in front of a 20,000 pound school bus just so you don't have to wait in line to drop them off at school. 
 
Dearest Bedroom Closet,

It was so good to clean you out yesterday. You revealed a considerable amount of items from a dark time that I thought were long gone. It was good for me to go through them, to see how sick I was, how far God has brought me and the healing salve he has slathered on this heart. In his mercy, he has given me more true joy and love than I have ever known.

So, thanks for being a friend. I'm gonna miss ya!
r2w

 
Dear Jewelry Store,

PERFECT!! Perfectperfectperfect!

And we certainly appreciated the 40% off.

r2w
 
Dear 1 o'clock,

Goodness, you are so slow in showing up. Don't you know I have a weekend to commence?

r2w
 
Dear Teens On The Way To Camp,

DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE! 

Gracefully Yours,

You-Don't-Seriously-Think-I'm-Going-To-Stop-This-Bus-For-Any-Reason-Preacher

 
PappaBear said:
Dear Teens On The Way To Camp,

DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE! 

Gracefully Yours,

You-Don't-Seriously-Think-I'm-Going-To-Stop-This-Bus-For-Any-Reason-Preacher
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Dear, You-Don't-Seriously-Think-I'm-Going-To-Stop-This-Bus-For-Any-Reason-Preacher,
Freaking out on mindless skulls full of mush rarely accomplishes the desired results and often reaps behind the back snickers, chortles, eye rolls and thoughts of revenge when you get there.
Sincerely,
Been there, done that and got the t-shirt.
 
Dear T-Shirt,

I went there, too.  I did that, too.  Does that come in 3x Large?

Sincerely,

I'm-With-Stupid  -------->>
 
Dear Common Sense,
When you know I have a bum ankle, a bum hip, and two bad rotator cups, acid reflux...
Why on earth did you not intervene when I:
Scrubbed the outside of my FIL's Triple Wide with Mold inhibiting soap...
Loaded and unloaded a trailer filled with electrical supplies...
Loaded up a 57 Fergison tractor on a flatbed...
Weed wacked a giant hill at the church camp...
Played football with people who were from 15 to 40 years younger than I while being attacked by 3 unruly dogs...
Ate spicy jalopenos and carrots for dinner...
All in one day!
It is 11:00PM, as I lay here in painful agony, wondering why common sense didn't do it's job...
 
Dear Weight Watchers...
I know now why you call it 'Penne Pasta' b/c no one in their right mind would pay any more than a penny for the nasty glop that you call food.
 
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