So close your eyes and tell me.......

[BALAAM]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

 

[fishinnut]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

 

[prophet]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

If you were a little kid, and you laid down to sleep on a pew (Wed night in the summer) the pews smelled awful, even in the regular balcony.

Earnestly Contend

 

[fishinnut]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

If you were a little kid, and you laid down to sleep on a pew (Wed night in the summer) the pews smelled awful, even in the regular balcony.

Earnestly Contend

I thought they had the mission men vacuum the farts out of the pews between services.

 

[prophet]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

If you were a little kid, and you laid down to sleep on a pew (Wed night in the summer) the pews smelled awful, even in the regular balcony.

Earnestly Contend

I thought they had the mission men vacuum the farts of the pews between services.

More like comb the seats for change, and the occasional jackpot purse left behind.

Earnestly Contend

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I gotta ask:  How bad is the fart that you can vacuum it up?

 

[BALAAM]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

If you were a little kid, and you laid down to sleep on a pew (Wed night in the summer) the pews smelled awful, even in the regular balcony.

Earnestly Contend

Why do you think they're called 'pews'?

 

[prophet]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

Lovely!

That's why we called them STINKIN' HACkers! 

That is why they needed to teach the hackers to carry along a little can of deodorant that they could spray on the outside of their shirts.

Glad I was married before HAC.......Smelled fine in the regular balcony, nice view also.

If you were a little kid, and you laid down to sleep on a pew (Wed night in the summer) the pews smelled awful, even in the regular balcony.

Earnestly Contend

Why do you think they're called 'pews'?

Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in pew.

Earnestly Contend

 

[16KJV11]

I see nothing but the inside of my eye lids as I suffered through Sunday night services.  But I would love to be back in those days. 8)

Just to sit through one Sunday evening service once again....................

But not in the mezzanine......

To be honest, there were some Sunday evening services, after leaving campus around 5 :45 AM, that I rather looked forward to my turn in the mezzanine where I didn't have to stand up for singing, etc., and I could be nearly invisible.

I can totally understand why you say that, but your last name did not start with the same letter as Raider's did. 

It seemed like I always got to watch him drool while he snored.

The main problem with the Mezzarack was the heat.  It was always terribly hot.

And it stank.  Smelled like a bunch of HACkers who had spent the day sweating profusely on a bus, while being smothered with kids who hadn't bathed in a week, and were now passed out cold allowing every bodily function to release fumes.

SNORT!

 

[Teri in NC]

I am thankful that I do not recall the fumes some of you do.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I am thankful that I do not recall the fumes some of you do.

If she can't smell it, she must have dealt it! 

At least we know where the vinegar-pickle smell was coming from!

 

[16KJV11]

I am thankful that I do not recall the fumes some of you do.

If she can't smell it, she must have dealt it! 

At least we know where the vinegar-pickle smell was coming from!

Mixed with peanuts and chocolate.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I recall the giant paper mache statue of Goliath in the annex building.  If we were good in opening, brought visitors, etc, we would be selected to throw a bouncy ball at his head like David.  I got so excited about that promotion.

 

[patriotic]

I am thankful that I do not recall the fumes some of you do.

So am I.

However,  I do recall malodorous air surrounding the restrooms near the center of the balcony. 

 

[bgwilkinson]

The toilets in both of those restrooms were deliberately plugged and overflowed every Sunday.

It was so common an occurance that the ceiling tiles in the hall beneath those two facilities were numbered corresponding to the toilet that was directly overhead.

Maintenance could than quickly determine the most offensive unit and free the clog.

 

[BALAAM]

The toilets in both of those restrooms were deliberately plugged and overflowed every Sunday.

It was so common an occurance that the ceiling tiles in the hall beneath those two facilities were numbered corresponding to the toilet that was directly overhead.

Maintenance could than quickly determine the most offensive unit and free the clog.

they should have had security cameras in those bathroom!

 

[16KJV11]

The toilets in both of those restrooms were deliberately plugged and overflowed every Sunday.

It was so common an occurance that the ceiling tiles in the hall beneath those two facilities were numbered corresponding to the toilet that was directly overhead.

Maintenance could than quickly determine the most offensive unit and free the clog.

they should have had security cameras in those bathroom!

Can you read the Hammond Times?
Perverts at FBCH install security cameras in bathrooms!
It's free cannon fodder!

 

[bgwilkinson]

The toilets in both of those restrooms were deliberately plugged and overflowed every Sunday.

It was so common an occurance that the ceiling tiles in the hall beneath those two facilities were numbered corresponding to the toilet that was directly overhead.

Maintenance could than quickly determine the most offensive unit and free the clog.

they should have had security cameras in those bathroom!

Gasp! That's a Big, Big lawsuit.

No cameras in bathrooms, period.

Seems like I heard about  a camera in some pastor's office on the East Coast.

 

[bgwilkinson]

The toilets in both of those restrooms were deliberately plugged and overflowed every Sunday.

It was so common an occurance that the ceiling tiles in the hall beneath those two facilities were numbered corresponding to the toilet that was directly overhead.

Maintenance could than quickly determine the most offensive unit and free the clog.

they should have had security cameras in those bathroom!

Can you read the Hammond Times?
Perverts at FBCH install security cameras in bathrooms!
It's free cannon fodder!

Yup.

 

[prophet]

I painted that bathroom with oil paint every year, just to help with the smell.

Earnestly Contend