Often used pastoral quotes, jokes, and stories

[fishinnut]

The story where the Linebacker who knocks the atheist off the platform and says " God was busy so he sent me".

Now..............you know that was a Marine.

 

[Walt]

Some of you visitors have probably never heard preaching like this.

Well you've come to a real Bible preaching Baptist church today.

A prideful statement.

 

[Walt]

The story where the Linebacker who knocks the atheist off the platform and says " God was busy so he sent me".

Now..............you know that was a Marine.

In the story I read (never heard a preacher it), it was a Marine.

 

[sword]

The story where the Linebacker who knocks the atheist off the platform and says " God was busy so he sent me".

Now..............you know that was a Marine.

In the story I read (never heard a preacher tell it), it was a Marine.

My guess would be a 85 year old leather neck devil dog with a "Teufel Hunden" tatoo & a Belleau Wood past.

Ooh Rah could be heard as he picked up his cane and he slowly shuffled away.

 

[fishinnut]

The story where the Linebacker who knocks the atheist off the platform and says " God was busy so he sent me".

Now..............you know that was a Marine.

My guess would be a 85 year old leather neck devil dog with a "Teufel Hunden" tatoo & a Belleau Wood past.

Ooh Rah could be heard as he picked up his cane and he slowly shuffled away.





In the story I read (never heard a preacher it), it was a Marine.

?Old Corps; New Corps, Hard Corps!?

 

[Binaca Chugger]

The story where the Linebacker who knocks the atheist off the platform and says " God was busy so he sent me".

Now..............you know that was a Marine.

In the story I read (never heard a preacher it), it was a Marine.

Um....When Bro. Hyles told it, it was a linebacker coming back form practice.  He would never make up a story that wasn't true.  Therefore, your book was written by a heretic and should be burned because it contradicted Bro. Hyles.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAYS....PEOPLE IN THE HALLWAYS....

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Oh - Sit down Blackwell!

(I liked that one)

 

[patriotic]

The little boy and the sail boat story.

He made the little boat then he later bought it back.

That was one of my favorite visualized stories to hear and listen to as a child in Sunday children's church or other such class .  I do not have any recollection of hearing it as a sermon illustration, but maybe. 

I can still "see" the visuals to this story. 

 

[Binaca Chugger]

"YOU CAN, SHARON, YOU CAN!!"