IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

[patriotic]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

 

[patriotic]

Is there a door between your office and the one next to yours?

 

[RAIDER]

I have been able to counsel 12 people in 15 minutes. 

 

[RAIDER]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

 

[patriotic]

I have been able to counsel 12 people in 15 minutes.

I think you have increased by 117% over your predecessor. 

 

[patriotic]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here. 

 

[RAIDER]

Is there a door between your office and the one next to yours?

No, there never was a door and there will never be a door.  I only post on one forum and that is the FFF!

 

[RAIDER]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

 

[patriotic]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

Oh, oh, oh.  I know the answer to this one? 

Wet!  Rain is wet! 

 

[RAIDER]

A precious elderly couple drove 12 hours to counsel with me.  What a blessing it was for me to be able to spend 2 minutes with them.

 

[RAIDER]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

Oh, oh, oh.  I know the answer to this one? 

Wet!  Rain is wet!

If you had one more brain you would have one!!

 

[patriotic]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

I think you meant to say, "Hey, people jump off bridges to get AWAY from me." 

 

[RAIDER]

One more hour remaining.  Could you not post with me for one hour?

 

[patriotic]

A precious elderly couple drove 12 hours to counsel with me.  What a blessing it was for me to be able to spend 2 minutes with them.

Will you sign my Bible?

 

[RAIDER]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

I think you meant to say, "Hey, people jump off bridges to get AWAY from me."

Hey, I just asked her for a chapel date.  That bridge on Hacker Lake is small anyway.

 

[patriotic]

One more hour remaining.  Could you not post with me for one hour?

I'm trying, but I spoke the absolute, honest truth when I stated I was up at 4:15 A.M. - Eastern Time! 

 

[patriotic]

Ah, a couple wanting to have a baby.  I anointed both of them with Binaca.

Is your daughter waiting in the reception room for you to finish so she can spend time with you on the drive back to your house?

She is standing outside staring at the basketball goal.

I hope it's not raining there like it is here.

Hey, people jump off bridges for me.  What is a little rain?

I think you meant to say, "Hey, people jump off bridges to get AWAY from me."

Hey, I just asked her for a chapel date.  That bridge on Hacker Lake is small anyway.

Too small for "you know who". 

 

[JrChurch]

The end of a perfect HAC day.

 

[patriotic]

’Tis midnight, and on Olive’s brow
The star is dimmed that lately shone;
’Tis midnight, in the garden now
The suffering Savior prays alone.

’Tis midnight, and from all removed
Emmanuel wrestles lone with fears
E’en the disciple whom He loved
Heeds not his Master’s grief and tears.

’Tis midnight, and for others’ guilt
The Man of Sorrows weeps in blood;
Yet He who hath in anguish knelt
Is not forsaken by His God.

’Tis midnight, and from ether plains
Is borne the song that angels know;
Unheard by mortals are the strains
That sweetly soothe the Savior’s woe.

 

[RAIDER]

A precious elderly couple drove 12 hours to counsel with me.  What a blessing it was for me to be able to spend 2 minutes with them.

Will you sign my Bible?

If you come to see me I doubt I will have time.  I may be in your area for a FFF Alumni meeting.  You may have an opportunity at that time.  I always carry a Cross pen.