IT'S THE HAC FFF BIG DAY THREAD - OCTOBER 31, 2013!!

Binaca Chugger said:
Mathew Ward said:
Binaca Chugger said:
Just chugged my seventh bottle of Binaca and feeeeelin' goood!
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Overdosing for the cause...
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The One-Eared Bandit just took my Binaca!  IT WAS MY PRECIOUS!
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Thanks Ward, for spotting me another bottle.  I'll pay you back in HACker fashion -  - - - - -  Never.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
I was pondering if I should dedicate my life to the forum.  Should I sacrifice everything to post on the forum?  While sitting in Liberty Square I pondered out loud: "What is life?"  Just then, Dr. Cowling's tour group walked by and chimed in: "Life is a Cereal!"

It was then I knew that I had to dedicate my life to the forum.  I could not continue in whatever they were.
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If you gonna go to heaven, you might as well go first class!
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Mathew Ward said:
I think it is time to preach "The Four Calls to Posting"
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How about "God's Three Deadlines"
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And for the pre-sermon special:

Only one day, so soon it will pass.
Only what's on the forum will last.
Only one chance to do God's will.
So give to the forum all your time,
It's the only time that pays,
When you recall, you have but one day!
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Binaca Chugger said:
Mathew Ward said:
I think it is time to preach "The Four Calls to Posting"
Click to expand...

How about "God's Three Deadlines"
Click to expand...

And for the pre-sermon special:

Only one day, so soon it will pass.
Only what's on the forum will last.
Only one chance to do God's will.
So give to the forum all your time,
It's the only time that pays,
When you recall, you have but one day!
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There will need to be 47 stanzas of "Just as I am" during the first part of the invitation...
 
Mathew Ward said:
Binaca Chugger said:
Binaca Chugger said:
Mathew Ward said:
I think it is time to preach "The Four Calls to Posting"
Click to expand...

How about "God's Three Deadlines"
Click to expand...

And for the pre-sermon special:

Only one day, so soon it will pass.
Only what's on the forum will last.
Only one chance to do God's will.
So give to the forum all your time,
It's the only time that pays,
When you recall, you have but one day!
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There will need to be 47 stanzas of "Just as I am" during the first part of the invitation...
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Just as I am, without one plea,
but that thy blood was shed for me,
and that thou bidst me post for thee,
O Lamb of God, I post, I post.
 
All to the division leader I surrender,
All to him I freely give.
I will ever post and post for him.
Even in his absence, I will post.
 
When I lay my head on the pillow tonight, I will feel good knowing that I have done my part for the cause of the forum.
 
Final two hours.

Will you other HACkers break your vow to RAIDER?
 
there's a call come posting or the Restless site, send the post send the post...
 
Fare thee well faithful hackers fare thee well.  this deadbeat salad bar boy must head off to sleep. 4 30 comes early in the morning and I will be sure to pray for you all.
 
Welcome Back, 16KJV11, I was about to send a search party into the abandoned Caprene Greene to look for you.
 
16KJV11 said:
Fare thee well faithful hackers fare thee well.  this deadbeat salad bar boy must head off to sleep. 4 30 comes early in the morning and I will be sure to pray for you all.
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And here I thought you were serving God!  You slacker.
 
Why will not ye deadbeats post?  "Have I become your enemy because I tell you the truth?"
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Wait - Patriotic started her own thread?  REBEL!
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That's like going out from HAC to start Another Bible college, which is not a Bible college for only OUR Bible college is the real Bible college.
 
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