If Batman were a HACker

[Baptist City Holdout]

"No, preacher, I don't have a 10% to give, but I two fifths!!"

how many true HACkers remember that one!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Bro. Laurent's comment went something like, "Stupid snacks and jeans will pass, but skin tight orange shirts.... NOT IN MY LIFETIME!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

You did remember to put that HAC Parking Sticker in the proper location, didn't you, Robin?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Let's see...we can rule out the words 'quit' and 'compromise'..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"That Payday Someday sermon tape by R.G. Lee is something else!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So this is what the view will be when the rapture comes!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Show producers use the King James version for the Baptist revision of the show.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The Sword of the Lord and of John R. Rice!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If you say I said this, I will deny it..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Sharing the blessings from a quiver-full.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oh, my heart! This is what Preacher felt when he held the bottle to his lips in the back seat of the car when his Momma was praying for him!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Those California boys from Rasmussen's church...Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm...."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm gonna prove the Bible is true. Proverbs 30:33 says, '...the wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood.'"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Brother Reese never looks at the class. We can get our outside reading done here!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

It was a sad day when the tour guide had no one to meet underneath the white pillars after the service.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I've got it! Maybe we can get Brother Beauregard to swallow this for next week's bus promotion!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Jumpin' Jorgenson, Batman!  'Hacker' IS in the dictionary!!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

It was a sad day when the tour guide had no one to meet underneath the white pillars after the service.

I knew that day would finally come.

 

[RAIDER]

"Yoga pants at HAC!  Holy Hacker, Batman!!"

 

[RAIDER]

"And since when did appearance check get changed to Wednesdays?"