If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"RAIDER, drop the Binaca bong and come out with your hands up!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"This will hit Coystal right in the heart!"

 

[RAIDER]

Welcome back, friend!!!

 

[RAIDER]

"Band-aids are not an option!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What was to thee, where thou could see,
A messy underneath,
Was from my eyes a sweet surprise,
A lovely evening wreath."

"What are You doing, Father dear?"
My aching heart doth sigh.
"Embroidered in my life I see
Some dark threads drawing nigh.

"'Tis messy too, from earthly view
That I know here below.
Don't weave my life with shadowed strife;
Please send me only glow."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, let's practice your hair weaving skills."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean you are posting me in the Midas Garage?"

 

[RAIDER]

"What was to thee, where thou could see,
A messy underneath,
Was from my eyes a sweet surprise,
A lovely evening wreath."

"What are You doing, Father dear?"
My aching heart doth sigh.
"Embroidered in my life I see
Some dark threads drawing nigh.

"'Tis messy too, from earthly view
That I know here below.
Don't weave my life with shadowed strife;
Please send me only glow."

Love it!!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So for our 'Communists taking over America' skit at Youth Conference, this here gadget will create a loud Bang! and smoke. That's when you pretend you were shot. Then perhaps we will see the "Let Us Pray Meter" go from medium to heavy!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Yes, Robin, Teri is once again cooking Christmas dinner.  We must create a diversion."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"There's a gem in there!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Class, this is where Cat'licks get their so-called 'holy water'". Stinkin' watered down liberals! The Old Time Religion folks always had heavy, hard water to drink! This was the water the three mighty warriors fought through the battle lines for to give to King David!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

True leadership reproduces itself.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"No sir, we haven't seen Gomez. I think Deacon Gomez is remodeling a church or building another Schererville subdivision somewhere."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oh these peanut butter and butter sandwiches from the HAC Sack is a must-taste delight!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Bat-dial, not Butt-dial. I Bat-dialed you, Sir. I didn't Butt-dial you!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And if you buy this model, we will throw in 5 semesters' worth of campus parking stickers and a "Pray for Power" bumper sticker on the back fender for you."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I have no idea how these demerit pads will work in the future electronic age."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean the Bus Route is better than Fishermans' Club?!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Quite a contribution on Dec. 22, Smellin'. considering ot was right before Christmas and all.