If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"NOOOOO!!!!!! They had 100 on the bus! Now I have to swallow that goldfish!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Gee, Batman! If it wasn't for this new law, I could go in there. After all, I am wearing hose."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And this screen gives us 'bat tunnel vision'."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If we don't see it, it never happened!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"It's OK, Robin. I know getting beat by RAIDER in ping pong is embarrassing, but you can get him next time."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"You might be a cutie, but Dr. Rice said you are evil for having bobbed hair because you would be a bossy wife."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Little Mermaid poster on the office wall? Love it! Ha!"

 

[RAIDER]

"I am but a Band Aid away from being expelled!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Robin, there's smoke. Are you trying to hide your cigarette?

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Yes, Commissioner, the Pastor's Study Broadcast has been cancelled, but at least there will be reruns!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

We don't laugh when it is actually funny. We laugh when Bro. Hyles thinks it's funny.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

and loudly they cried, "Ship Ahoy!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, we witnessed on these streets here, but there are still souls on blocks we missed!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Time to keep my appointment with some HAC Bible teachers!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, is it really a good idea to dump all these coins on the heads of Youth Conference delegates on the football field?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm pulling my pants over a funnel!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I just dare that preacher to ask the flower girl for a peck on the cheek after the ceremony!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, just because I brought you along as a chaperone doesn't mean I have to buy you dinner too!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Tee hee! This will make their PA system squeal!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I love United's friendly skies;
And baseball when the umpire cries,
'Play ball!' as thousands quietly rise
To turn their moistened sober eyes
Toward waving flag that proudly flies."