If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"So RAIDER likes this sport, eh? I will pitch it so close it will knock the index cards out of his shirt pocket!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Why yes, it was freezing cold while out soul-winning today. Why do you ask?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I heard the Backwood Brothers was looking for a strings player. Where do I sign up?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oh, oh! My heart! Mama must be praying for us!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean to take off my mask? We don't hide behind anything here at Hyles-Anderson College!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"At dinner, she leads the charge where the herd is heard..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Holy eavesdropping, Batman! SC found the bug wire and cut it!"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"I'm conflicted. Do I want to be like Batman or Preacher?"

Boy Wonder, the decision may not be that hard... Think about it. Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"We gotta get these bus captains to keep from throwing the extra bus promotion goldfish into the campus lake!"

 

[RAIDER]

"Is that CF or Teri?"

 

[RAIDER]

"And loudly I cried, 'Ship Ahoy!'"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"And loudly I cried, 'Ship Ahoy!'"

Of course it goes without saying, but you are amazing!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"Hold it right there. I will not listen to gossip!"

And I will be a friend to my friends.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin! I told you to never use the bowling ball that had the wick in it!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"She won how many souls in Phoster Club last week?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And apart from the tunnel, here is where the staff members park so they can make out."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Though he couldn't be Paul Revere, RAIDER at least got the band named after himself!

 

[RAIDER]

"There were how many pickles with the ends eaten off?"

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

"There were how many pickles with the ends eaten off?"

Holy cucumbers, Batman.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, is it really sinful to go to the movies to see James Bond?"

"Phones bugged. Wire taps. Secret tunnels. Spies. Guys in trench coats. Who needs to go to the movies when you can experience it in real life at HAC?