He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

He didn't put Baptist in his college's name because his name is synonymous with Baptist. 
 
RAIDER said:
He has played both the organ and piano for the offatory, often  at the same time.

He doesn't often misspell words, but when he does, it's always a word like offertory. 
 
When he gets up in the morning, the Devil cries out "Oh No! He's back!"
 
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
 
No one ever asks him, "Who is going to fill that chair?" because he will always fill the chair.
 
Stacy Adams wears the Most Interesting Hacker in the World's shoes.
 
RAIDER said:
Stacy Adams wears the Most Interesting Hacker in the World's shoes.

That's good. 

How about another in a similar theme?

 
patriotic said:
RAIDER said:
Stacy Adams wears the Most Interesting Hacker in the World's shoes.

That's good. 

How about another in a similar theme?

Men tie their neckties in Hacker knots (even men in the Royal House of Windsor.)
 
The start of the Super Bowl was once delayed until he dismissed his Sunday evening crowd.
 
The half time show at the Super Bowl is delayed until he is done fixing hot wings and shrimp cocktail.
 
He doesn't cancel church for snow, but if he did, people would still make it to the service. 
 
patriotic said:
He doesn't cancel church for snow, but if he did, people would still make it to the service.

Nice!
 
He once stopped in Iowa at a truckstop and it immediately became a Caucus location.
 
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