He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

IFB X-Files said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Route_70 said:
His wedding night was the first time he and his wife kissed; the first time they held hands; the first date they had ever been on.
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And everybody at the wedding heard about it!
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Still waiting to find out when/if they had sex.
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Let's just say that he once visited The Virgin Islands and when he left they were know simply as "The Islands".
 
IFB X-Files said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Route_70 said:
His wedding night was the first time he and his wife kissed; the first time they held hands; the first date they had ever been on.
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And everybody at the wedding heard about it!
Click to expand...

Still waiting to find out when/if they had sex.
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It's in his book, "Marriage the Divine Substitute."
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
IFB X-Files said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Route_70 said:
His wedding night was the first time he and his wife kissed; the first time they held hands; the first date they had ever been on.
Click to expand...

And everybody at the wedding heard about it!
Click to expand...

Still waiting to find out when/if they had sex.
Click to expand...

It's in his book, "Marriage the Divine Substitute."
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He performed the ceremony at his own wedding.
 
His birth certificate came complete with ordination papers and license to preach.
 
He was married for 38 years ... then divorced his wife when he discovered that she once wore britches under her skirt during the winter of '78.
 
He once preached the sermon "Duty" and never said the word.
 
He once taught a Preacher Boy's Class........when he was 7.
 
He was filled with the Holy Ghost from his mother's womb.
 
When he preaches he doesn't knock down microphone stands.  He knocks down pews.
 
He once filled a bus for El Nino Sunday and there was a blizzard.
 
RAIDER said:
He once filled a bus for El Nino Sunday and there was a blizzard.
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He has "Chick Fil-A Sunday" as a bus promotion . ;)

 
He will not eat at a McDonalds unless they pay their workers $15 per hour.  He eats a Cheese Quarter Pounder every day.
 
He once attended a Gaither Homecoming...................in his back yard.
 
He once kicked someone through the goalposts of life.
 
RAIDER said:
He once kicked someone through the goalposts of life.
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Sorry, just couldn't resist posting this again.

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He once rewired his entire church building without shutting the power off first.
 
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