He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

He was the first to proudly wear the title of "Hacker."

Others wore the title before him, but he was the first to "proudly" wear it.
 
He throws and catches a softball like a girl, yet still does it better than any man.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
God has not only given him the ear of Fundamental pastors around America, He has also given him their feet.
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LOL!
 
If he were to call you down in a sermon you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him.
 
When he preaches and makes a good point, instead of shouting "Amen," people clear their throats.
 
His Fall Program starts on the first Sunday of January.
 
His Fall Program ends in the Spring.
 
He has the largest church in 3 states of which he has never visited.
 
He doesn't have a bus ministry.


He has a 747 ministry.
 
On a regular basis people walk up to him and say, "Sir, what must I do to join the FFF?"
 
To everyone he meets he asks the same question: "Do you know for sure if you died tonight that your name is on the roll of the FFF?"
 
When he drives a new bus off the lot it immediately increases in value.
 
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