HAC FFF Big Day is coming!

patriotic said:
I'll make the sandwiches, using my Hacker ID card to spread the peanut butter.  It will be just like the old days on the bus route. 

Then I'll make Kool-Aid, and since I'm sure no one will think ahead to bring a long-handled spoon with which to stir the sugar into the flavored beverage, I'll roll my sleeves up, mix with my very own hand and arm, and wear the red stain proudly throughout the following week. 

I'll also bring the permanent marker to write the thread number on the back of everyone's hands.

I might even have an "arch board" around somewhere for record keeping.  (I know Raider prefers the "old paths" of the big days.  He hates stinkin' [although he loves that word] newfangled ideas like computerized lists.)
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I'm seeing an honorable mention in your future.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Whoever has the least amount of posts, is not right with God!
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That'll preach!!
 
Raider, I know your forum workers will not let you down, but has anyone ask FSSL if his system can handle such an onslaught of new members and does it have the capacity to handle the number of posts expected.

Should extra servers be rented for the big day? Will additional workers be needed to keep the system from crashing?
 
Now is that why we never eat the peanut butter sandwiches... we always saved our quarters for fries these were the big ones...
 
Binaca Chugger said:
I have just booked HAC's original honorary doctorate recipient to preach at the outdoor meetings around Chicago.  Professor Harold Hill is the greatest man in America at convincing crowds of their pernicious, perilous practices and the absolute necessity to follow him in order to save society from carnal cravings and moral decay - all to his own personal betterment.  I can think of no one greater to help us with our underhanded self-promotion of this forum.

The Music Man - Trouble... right here in River City!
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PURE BOYS!!! 

That's why your daughters will be safe here at the HAC forum!


The Music Man is one of my all time favorites! The Trouble in River City bit brings back memories of youth rallies with HAC preachers for sure.  ;D
 
sword said:
Raider, I know your forum workers will not let you down, but has anyone ask FSSL if his system can handle such an onslaught of new members and does it have the capacity to handle the number of posts expected.

Should extra servers be rented for the big day? Will additional workers be needed to keep the system from crashing?
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People don't do what you EXPECT, they do what you INSPECT.  You can rest assured that I will have my hand on the pulse of the HAC FFF for the complete 24 hour Big Day period.
 
RAIDER said:
People don't do what you EXPECT, they do what you INSPECT.  You can rest assured that I will have my hand on the pulse of the HAC FFF for the complete 24 hour Big Day period.
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IOW, you have to approve absolutely everything that goes on around here? That's good, 'cuz you've got more brains in your little pinky than the rest of us have in our whole head...
 
Tom Brennan said:
RAIDER said:
People don't do what you EXPECT, they do what you INSPECT.  You can rest assured that I will have my hand on the pulse of the HAC FFF for the complete 24 hour Big Day period.
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IOW, you have to approve absolutely everything that goes on around here? That's good, 'cuz you've got more brains in your little pinky than the rest of us have in our whole head...
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When you got up, I was already up.  When you go down, I will still be up!
 
BALAAM said:
I have made an appointment with the Wizard (Oops! I mean the preacher) so he can tell me how much time I should appoint to this project. I will also get his advice on how much time I should spend in preparation, how much time to spend in the bathroom, and how much effort to put into this. I also want to ask him if the toilet paper should roll off of the top or off of the bottom.

There Are No little Decisions!  Only Little People!
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Too bad you will have forgotten why you made the appt. when Erma finally calls you 6 mo.'s from now.
So you better make one w/ the div. leader, if he's not too busy "stepping out" and 'taking the bus kids'.  He'll be at a Garth Brooks concert, with TRB, with money swiped from the till at the pizza parlor. 
Now, getritewithgod, so you can put up those digits, brutha.
Anishinabe

 
Baptist City Holdout said:
Exactly what will we be doing on the Big Day? Or is it just a time to accentuate on our performance based gut instincts?
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I will begin a thread dedicated to the Big Day.  We want as many people as possible to post as many times as possible on the thread.  You know, it's like rebaptizing a bus kid.  :)
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
Since I'm on staff, I will send everybody who has ever viewed the HAC of the FFF a call slip. That way they will have to participate or get demerits.
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Absolutely!!
 
I am currently leaning toward a Saturday for the Big Day.  What think ye?
 
RAIDER said:
I am currently leaning toward a Saturday for the Big Day.  What think ye?
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Saturday is the deadest day on the forum.
 
Will the person with the most posts get to go on a trip with RAIDER to the original FFF site and follow his progress to the moment he stood up from his knees and cried out: "I'LL TAKE THE FORUM!" ?

What about the person who signs up the most new posters?  Will they get to go on the trip also?
 
I am kind of hoping that the winner will be taken on a trip with Raider. I think he should take us to the street corner where his father told him that he didn't want him to be a blankety blank hacker. The very spot where he then said, "Well if you are going to be a hacker, be the be the biggest hacker you can be!"
 
Binaca Chugger said:
Will the person with the most posts get to go on a trip with RAIDER to the original FFF site and follow his progress to the moment he stood up from his knees and cried out: "I'LL TAKE THE FORUM!" ?

What about the person who signs up the most new posters?  Will they get to go on the trip also?
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We will be taking a trip through the pine thickets. It will be the trip of a lifetime as I point out key locations from my life.
 
BALAAM said:
I am kind of hoping that the winner will be taken on a trip with Raider. I think he should take us to the street corner where his father told him that he didn't want him to be a blankety blank hacker. The very spot where he then said, "Well if you are going to be a hacker, be the be the biggest hacker you can be!"
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I can still feel the kick in the ribs.
 
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