HAC FFF Big Day is coming!

It's 3:00 in the morning.  Can't sleep.  All I think about is the Big Day.  I tried counting buses.  Didn't work.  I tried counting baptisms.  Didn't work. 

What's this?  A link to a message preached by a Crown grad.  Hmmm....eyes getting heavy......
 
That will surely put you to sleep ...we have crown graduates that know how to preach....listen to iTunes 8)
 
Binaca Chugger said:
We are all needed for the Big Day.  I have already told my family that they will not see me on this upcoming day.  All of my money scheduled for utilities and Christian School will be designated to encourage others to join us on our Big Day.  The needs of my family or my employer do not matter.  We must post and post some more for the cause of fundamentalism.  The HAC forum is the biggest and therefore the best in the world-wide-internet (forget what numbers actually report - we are the greatest).  The world is looking to us!  Other forums are following our lead!  If we do not post, we cannot inspire others to properly fulfill their duty to Christendom across the world!  I will post!
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Now this is the kind of commitment for which we are looking!  The upcoming Big Day will be the single biggest computer event since Bill Gates founded Microsoft.
 
IFB X-Files said:
It's 3:00 in the morning.  Can't sleep.  All I think about is the Big Day.  I tried counting buses.  Didn't work.  I tried counting baptisms.  Didn't work. 
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Things are really starting to come together!
 
IFB X-Files said:
To promote this upcoming Big Day, I will be taking out full-page ads on the internet.
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I have some baby chicks and gold fish to give away!
 
My camera is broke, so I can not participate if it is family portrait day!
 
kaba said:
My camera is broke, so I can not participate if it is family portrait day!
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Now that is no excuse you namby pamby...
You know that you could always use your phone!
 
16KJV11 said:
kaba said:
My camera is broke, so I can not participate if it is family portrait day!
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Now that is no excuse you namby pamby...
You know that you could always use your phone!
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Forgive me, you are correct!
 
I suspect our captain, Raider, will be swallowing goldfish? 
 
Binaca Chugger said:
I suspect our captain, Raider, will be swallowing goldfish?
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That is so old school!  I will be swallowing a large mouth bass!!
 
And I'm sure there are some of you who have already bought some lettuce and tomatoes. You will leave them out to wilt just so you can take some pics and preach about how you were so consumed with the BIG DAY that you forgot to eat! This has already been done.
 
BALAAM said:
And I'm sure there are some of you who have already bought some lettuce and tomatoes. You will leave them out to wilt just so you can take some pics and preach about how you were so consumed with the BIG DAY that you forgot to eat! This has already been done.
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Ah, yes, but I am making plans do do it once again!
 
IFB X-Files said:
It's 3:00 in the morning.  Can't sleep.  All I think about is the Big Day.  I tried counting buses.  Didn't work.  I tried counting baptisms.  Didn't work. 

What's this?  A link to a message preached by a Crown grad.  Hmmm....eyes getting heavy......
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LOL! You're killin' me!
 
The big day must be on a Saturday...We will spend extra time visiting the forum. We will head straight there after the morning forum route meeting (where RAIDER will ratchet up plenty of pressure) without even stopping for coffee. We will be on our forum routes until well after the sun goes down...

We will promise cheeseburgers, kites, goldfish, candy, hay rides, and a visit from Spiderman to whichever regular forum rider brings the most visitors on that day!

Only the deadbeats will come back from their forum routes more than 1/2 hour from curfew!

Make it a Saturday, RAIDER! Just think about the sheer NUMB3RS!!!!!!
 
I have just booked HAC's original honorary doctorate recipient to preach at the outdoor meetings around Chicago.  Professor Harold Hill is the greatest man in America at convincing crowds of their pernicious, perilous practices and the absolute necessity to follow him in order to save society from carnal cravings and moral decay - all to his own personal betterment.  I can think of no one greater to help us with our underhanded self-promotion of this forum.

The Music Man - Trouble... right here in River City!
 
Whoever has the least amount of posts, is not right with God!
 
I have made an appointment with the Wizard (Oops! I mean the preacher) so he can tell me how much time I should appoint to this project. I will also get his advice on how much time I should spend in preparation, how much time to spend in the bathroom, and how much effort to put into this. I also want to ask him if the toilet paper should roll off of the top or off of the bottom.

There Are No little Decisions!  Only Little People!
 
BALAAM said:
I also want to ask him if the toilet paper should roll off of the top or off of the bottom.
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Probably should start another thread for this, but doesn't all TP roll "off the top"?  Do you not mean "off the front" or "off the back"  This could be a life changing discussion (or not).

In my green solar-system travel experience, TP DOES roll off the top in a zero G environment if you're not careful. 
 
I'll make the sandwiches, using my Hacker ID card to spread the peanut butter.  It will be just like the old days on the bus route. 

Then I'll make Kool-Aid, and since I'm sure no one will think ahead to bring a long-handled spoon with which to stir the sugar into the flavored beverage, I'll roll my sleeves up, mix with my very own hand and arm, and wear the red stain proudly throughout the following week. 

I'll also bring the permanent marker to write the thread number on the back of everyone's hands.

I might even have an "arch board" around somewhere for record keeping.  (I know Raider prefers the "old paths" of the big days.  He hates stinkin' [although he loves that word] newfangled ideas like computerized lists.)
 
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