Coming soon to the apple store, THE HAC APP

An e-tract feature that automatically transfers the plan of salvation via blue-tooth to other cell phones in range. Upon transfer, the feature automatically updates your e-activity report.

Of course, every successful transfer counts as a conversion!
 
Photo posting to posting that you preached in a bar while out soulwinning to prove you are among the super-Christians on campus.
 
An icon called "South Hallway Desk" where you have to log out and in every time you go to the grocery store.
 
The Mezzarack icon will give out a random "HAYMENNNNNNNNNNN!" or "BURN 'EM!" or "THAT'LL PREACH!" every couple of minutes so one sounds awake while he sleeps in the church service.
 
Smellin Coffee said:
The Mezzarack icon will give out a random "HAYMENNNNNNNNNNN!" or "BURN 'EM!" or "THAT'LL PREACH!" every couple of minutes so one sounds awake while he sleeps in the church service.
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That would be the "Jailbreak" version.
 
When you log off the app.....that old radio sign-off automatically says, "Be nice to everyone because everyone is have a hard time."
 
Tool that scans your bus riders for contraband.

 
Retina scan tool to verify only your bus kids board your bus.
 
A breathalyzer to make sure you have adequate Binaca content in your system.
 
Pit-stain applicator. Breaks in all brand new white shirts to get that rumpled, stained HAC look!
 
The WWHD button with instant response.











(What would Hyles do)
 
A disloyalty alert....with 2 different alarms.
1 sounds when you are close to the line, like you say "why would they do ....?" Concerning the church king's decision.
The 2nd 1 sounds when you are listening to another who is disloyal, reminding you to rebuke the offender, and run away with your hands on your ears.

Anishinabe

 
A compass that allows you to pray towards HAC at all times.
The actual magnetic pole, if tracked, would lead you to a drawer at Memory Lane...  ;)

Anishinabe

 
A maps version disclosing all the secret passage ways thru the tunnels.
 
A ring tone of the alma mater.....

Long these honored halls of learning have been filled with joys and TEARS! (Capitalization of the word "tears" in honor of Teri in NC.)
 
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