Coming soon to the apple store, THE HAC APP

A recording of the "cough" so good Hackers can practice perfecting it in their preaching. 
 
Local stores who have sales and best prices on Binaca. 
 
Local panty hose alerts.  (Will list the female Hackers who leave their homes without wearing them.)
 
A quick jolt to awaken Hackers when they start to sleep in chapel.
 
Sound machine to sooth you to sleep....

A Judson Mitchell lecture.
 
An option for, what HAC grad had the highest attendance for Sunday morning. 
 
The Platitude App. Express a concern, struggle or burden and hear a platitude.

Example:
"I am really struggling right now with _____"
Press Button
"Just kept on keepin' on!"
 
When you don't know where to turn.....button....and a rope with a knot tied at the end of it pic appears.
 
A place for campused students to sign in at the south hallway desk without having to walk to the south hallway desk.
 
When opening the app the splash screen will show random quotes from the original "You Might Be A HACker..." thread.
 
It will automatically turn on the "broadcast" whenever Preacher is in town.
 
There will be a game for shooting deer & a trophy room for displaying the mounts in you own private college someday, so that you can imagine what it must be to be a BIG game hunter in ministry someday.
 
When anyone around HAC attempts to think for themseleves around you, use YOUR 100% button to warn them away from you. :(
 
An app to lead college job seekers to completely useless jobs that will cause you to be financially withdrawn after only one semester
 
16KJV11 said:
An app to lead college job seekers to completely useless jobs that will cause you to be financially withdrawn after only one semester
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Son, you need to go to R.P.S....Rev. Phil Sallie.

Anishinaabe

 
One touch letters to send to members of Congress and automatically recorded as  Bible course grade.
 
Automatic calendar reminder for Easter Bunny Week.
 
There is a game where the hero fights the sinners and it is called "Underpuppy".
 
"100% Hyles" church locator for when you travel. (GPS Enabled)

 
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