Coming soon to the apple store, THE HAC APP

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Apple has over 1 million apps in its current app store.

What features would the ultimate HAC app have?

What would it do, what would in monitor?

Please help in the development of the hottest new app.

"Remember its all about the numbers"
 
Updated scores for all HAC intramural athletics.
 
A "Shout it Out" app that contains all of the popular words and phrases that are yelled during preaching.  Hold up your phone, push the proper button, and hear your favorites shouted through the auditorium - Heeeeeymmmmennnnnn, Park there a while, tell us about it, etc 
 
It would contain a remote activation of the microphone and camera to ensure loyality remains at 100% 24/7.
 
sword said:
Apple has over 1 million apps in its current app store.

What features would the ultimate HAC app have?

What would it do, what would in monitor?

Please help in the development of the hottest new app.

"Remember its all about the numbers"
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"Mystery Feature" - "Who is the cloaked man in the girl's dorms?"
 
Links to all your local Goodwill stores. 
 
It would have a place to type in a question and get an answer from Dr. Hyles.
 
Soul winner of the week.
 
Soul winner of the month.
 
Soul winner of the year.
 
A function with a Bio for all the "Greats". 
 
No longer will students need to stand in line after services to ask  questions of the pastor. Just submit your questions...anytime...& life changing answers will be forthcoming right on your HACker APP.

BTW.....these answer will still be counted as counselling appointments in pulpit bragging.
 
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