....if you remember this is the day Ronald Reagan was born but forgot this is the day Bro. Hyles died.
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you refill your Binaca bottle with Listerine.
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The words "quit" and "compromise" are still in your dictionary.
you use Skippy instead of Jif.
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Your best Sunday outfit does not have even one bus kid snot stain.
Binaca Chugger said:
INSPIRED!
You preach from Deuteronomy 22:5 less that two times per year...
Your wife has a pair of blue jeans to wear "around the house."
...When a missionary comes to your church, your 5 page questionnaire to him does not include the inquisition, "Does your wife wear pants to bed?"
(Sadly, I have a friend who is a missionary that was asked this question a couple of times)
(Sadly, I have a friend who is a missionary that was asked this question a couple of times)
Binaca Chugger said:
LOL!!
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Your purse is not always equipped with a de-licing comb.
Binaca Chugger said:
Man, that is FRINGE!
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You refer to it as the King James Version.
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Your favorite sushi is found in a restaurant, not a bucket of promotions on the bus.
you tie your shoes with velcro.
...you can get all the way through your bus sermon without pounding on the roof.
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You haven't preached one of Bro. Wilkerson's sermons to your bus route yet.