The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[Twisted]

Who will be in the Final Four?

Four basketball teams.

Sounds bigoted to me.

Why can't we have a mix of four sports?

Next you'll be saying the teams are men only.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Like Bro. Hyles would say, "Every team in the tourney but one is going to go home crying."
I cannot remember what truth he was trying to illustrate.

 

[Twisted]

No hot water in the showers.

 

[16KJV11]

No hot water in the showers.

Ice water showers build character.

 

[Twisted]

No hot water in the showers.

Ice water showers build character.

Why does a man in a straitjacket need character?

 

[Twisted]

Nurse Ratched is threatening to take our guns!

 

[Twisted]

Johnny Manziel says he wants to play football again.

 

[Twisted]

I think there's a better chance of RAIDER getting called up by the Browns than Manziel.

 

[16KJV11]

Nurse Ratched is threatening to take our guns!

They let you have guns in the ward?

 

[16KJV11]

I think there's a better chance of RAIDER getting called up by the Browns than Manziel.

Who is Manziel and does he play tiddlywinks?  If so, then he could compete with RAIDER.

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

 

[16KJV11]

Whatever happened to the Rogue Tomater?

 

[Twisted]

Whatever happened to the Rogue Tomater?

I heard he went to the dark side.

 

[16KJV11]

Whatever happened to the Rogue Tomater?

I heard he went to the dark side.

I heard that he has gone under-cover...

 

[16KJV11]

Whatever happened to the Rogue Tomater?

I heard he went to the dark side.

I heard that he has gone under-cover...

He's even gone into an acting stint as a double for TOW-MATER

 

[Twisted]

It's Monday.

 

[16KJV11]

It's Monday.

There's something different in the air, it's MONDAY!

 

[Twisted]

It's obvious these pastors never had Church Ed.

https://www.crosswalk.com/slideshows/10-signs-that-say-you-are-not-welcome-in-this-church.html?utm_source=naytev&utm_campaign=ab&utm_medium=gvpg&utm_term=paid

 

[16KJV11]

It's obvious these pastors never had Church Ed.

https://www.crosswalk.com/slideshows/10-signs-that-say-you-are-not-welcome-in-this-church.html?utm_source=naytev&utm_campaign=ab&utm_medium=gvpg&utm_term=paid

Good points raised here.

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

A sleepy Alabama dawn

The harvest moon that shineth on.

I love to gaze at Yellowstone

While licking on an ice cream cone.