The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[Twisted]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

Do the jackets come in tweed?

Only in ballistic nylon.

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

Do the jackets come in tweed?

Only in ballistic nylon.

You might want to get one for Smellin' with the Starbucks logo on it...

 

[Twisted]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

Do the jackets come in tweed?

Only in ballistic nylon.

You might want to get one for Smellin' with the Starbucks logo on it...

The only "logo" is "Property of BH"

 

[Twisted]

Church Ed was right.

http://babylonbee.com/news/bottle-of-welchs-grape-juice-discovered-near-site-of-last-supper/

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

 

[Twisted]

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

The man knows what is important.

 

[16KJV11]

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

The man knows what is important.

Priorities please...Priorities!

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

Wisconsin's cheese and dairy land.

I love McDonald's chocolate shakes,      AMEN, GLORY TO GOD, HALLELUJAH

And Minnesota's thousand lakes;

The Royal Gorge's mighty yawn

 

[Twisted]

Dizzy....my head is spinnin'.

http://youtu.be/sbdtQ99yIUo

 

[Twisted]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

 

[16KJV11]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

A docu-drama is forth coming...

 

[Twisted]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

A docu-drama is forth coming...

Who will play me?

 

[16KJV11]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

A docu-drama is forth coming...

Who will play me?

Jack Nicholson, who else?

 

[16KJV11]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

A docu-drama is forth coming...

Who will play me?

Jack Nicholson, who else?

How about RAIDER?

 

[Twisted]

200 pages of quality, life-changing, convicting posts.

A docu-drama is forth coming...

Who will play me?

Jack Nicholson, who else?

How about RAIDER?

Please, no neo's.

 

[16KJV11]

Jim Neighbors as Fishinut.

 

[16KJV11]

What about Teri?

 

[16KJV11]

Mr. Whipple as BCH.