The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

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Scrolling down this page has a strange hypnotic effect.

 

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I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

 

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Who will win the NCAA tourney?

 

[16KJV11]

Gonzaga vs. Duke...Duke

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

 

[16KJV11]

I love Thanksgiving when we pray,

And July 4th and Labor Day

With picnics, ants, and hungry flies,

And barbecue and hot french fries,

With Cokes and chips and apple pies

Beneath some hazy, lazy skies.

I love Miami's royal palm

That oozes forth a healing balm.

Beside the oceans quiet calm.

And Betsy Ross, and Orville Wright

And dear Ben Franklin's flying kite;

And Thomas Jefferson's mightly quill,

And Alamo, and Bunker Hill

And Paul Revere's midnight ride,

And Wilbur Wright's successful glide.

I love United's friendly skies

And baseball when the umpire cries

?Play ball!? as thousands quietly rise

To turn their moistened sober eyes

Toward waving flag that proudly flies.

And Casey Stengal's Stengaleze

And Dairy Queen and Tastee Freeze

And cotton candy at the zoo

And corny dogs and Big Macs too

And Burger Kings and Shopping Malls

And hockey pucks and basket balls

And Mississippi's cotton fields

And Holland, Michigan?s spinning wheels;    (Was this before Holland, Michigan's most notorious son entered the fray?)

Monotonous midwestern plains,

Florida?s sun, Seattle?s rams.

Atlanta's lovely, dogwood trails

And Santa Fe's long clicking rails

I love the Rocky Mountain peaks

Beneath a sky which mutely speaks;

And Disney World, and Disney Land,

And Georgia's fertile blood-red sand:

The Mississippi, and Rio Grande;

 

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Hey, TWTSIPN just made 10th place on the Top 10 Topics (by Views)
Keep on looking and keep on posting!
Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

 

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Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

 

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Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

 

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But the question must be asked.

Why is this thread not pinned?

 

[16KJV11]

But the question must be asked.

Why is this thread not pinned?

Aye, laddie, a good question it is indeed, and very well the answer might lie with the great Hacker Poobah RAIDER himself!

 

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But the question must be asked.

Why is this thread not pinned?

Aye, laddie, a good question it is indeed, and very well the answer might lie with the great Hacker Poobah RAIDER himself!

Then again, pinning makes a thread stagnant, lethargic and mundane.

We are and shall always rise above any pinned thread!

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

 

[16KJV11]

But the question must be asked.

Why is this thread not pinned?

Aye, laddie, a good question it is indeed, and very well the answer might lie with the great Hacker Poobah RAIDER himself!

Then again, pinning makes a thread stagnant, lethargic and mundane.

We are and shall always rise above any pinned thread!

Yes, we are the Rosa Parks, and the Bad News Bears of threads.
We SHALL over come!

 

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Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

Well, you could always get him 302'd and try to get him sentenced, I mean, committed to your place of residence!

 

[16KJV11]

Again, I must thank RAIDER for inspiring me to start this Mega Thread!
Without RAIDER, I would be nothing...
Without RAIDER, I'd surely fail...

You need to be here.....in the ward.

Ah yes, the ward of un-requited adoration
RAIDER dare not venture on to this thread  because it is not up to his standards of posting excellence, hence he will never know how much that I owe to his unbridled HACKER brilliance... 

I understand.

We all have to have our heroes.

Smellin' is mine for his "diverse" theology.  All of us here in the ward look up to him.

You should tell him that, I am certain that he would be flattered!

Yes, we all feel he really (I mean REALLY) belongs with us here....in the ward...with a nice jacket.

Do the jackets come in tweed?