The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[Twisted]

Had an endoscopy today.

Everything come out ok?

They couldn't figure out how I got a bowling ball down my throat.

!!!!

 

[16KJV11]

Had an endoscopy today.

Everything come out ok?

They couldn't figure out how I got a bowling ball down my throat.

!!!!

That's what they said when they looked at my stomach...How did you swallow that bowling ball?

 

[Twisted]

Had an endoscopy today.

Everything come out ok?

They couldn't figure out how I got a bowling ball down my throat.

!!!!

That's what they said when they looked at my stomach...How did you swallow that bowling ball?

Did you explain to them that is was a "double-dog dare" on your bus route?

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I just had lunch.

Brown Bag Special?

 

[Twisted]

I just had lunch.

Brown Bag Special?

Because of budget cuts, they reuse the employee's fast-food bags.

Today I got a Burger King bag.  Fortunately, it still had some onion ring fragments in the bottom.

 

[Twisted]

http://babylonbee.com/news/half-congregation-dies-starvation-sermon-goes-15-minutes-time/

 

[Twisted]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

 

[16KJV11]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

And someone downstairs is playing AC/DC

 

[Twisted]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

And someone downstairs is playing AC/DC

AC/DC does Christmas music?

 

[prophet]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

And someone downstairs is playing AC/DC

AC/DC does Christmas music?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zK3QJP78mog&feature=share

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[16KJV11]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

And someone downstairs is playing AC/DC

AC/DC does Christmas music?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zK3QJP78mog&feature=share

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Well, he did ask.

 

[Twisted]

Someone upstairs is playing Perry Como Christmas music.

And someone downstairs is playing AC/DC

AC/DC does Christmas music?

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zK3QJP78mog&feature=share

Sent from my H1611 using Tapatalk

Well, he did as ask.

And people say you don't learn anything on a forum.

 

[Twisted]

I saw Nurse Ratched wrapping gifts!

 

[Twisted]

Had some peanuts.

 

[16KJV11]

Had some peanuts.

And Cracker Jacks?

 

[Twisted]

Had some peanuts.

And Cracker Jacks?

Nope.  We don't get the same treats you outsiders do.

 

[Twisted]

No more ice tea.

 

[16KJV11]

No more ice tea.

Make you get up too many times at night?

 

[Twisted]

No more ice tea.

Make you get up too many times at night?

No need to get up.  Catheter.

Straightjacket.  Remember?

No, out of tea.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

http://babylonbee.com/news/half-congregation-dies-starvation-sermon-goes-15-minutes-time/

Gotta love the Babylon Bee!