The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

I predict that the 9th Circuit judges who ignored the law will be reassigned to Alaska.
 
Went to the DMV and spent over two hours to renew my Drivers License. 
Yippie! 
Twisted, I'm now in the market for some Puppy Uppers after that 'twisted' experience... >:(
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted, I'm now in the market for some Puppy Uppers after that 'twisted' experience... >:(
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You just need to calm down.

http://www.petco.com/shop/en/petcostore/product/dog/dog-health-and-wellness/dog-calming-aids/homeopet-anxiety-relief-natural-homeopathic-remedy-for-pets
 
A long time ago, we had an extensive discussion about the ads on this site. Google chooses the ads based on your viewing habits.

One poor sap wrote in to complain about the pornographic ads he was receiving, and disappeared after having it explained.

My previous best one occurred after I researched "jihad" and got ads for purchasing Moslem wives.

But yesterday, I was swarmed on this site and others with ads for women's underwear. After clicking on the ad blocks, I still couldn't figure out how I got them. Today, while reading the comics, I found that one of them ran ads from the underwear company.
 
Vince Massi said:
My previous best one occurred after I researched "jihad" and got ads for purchasing Moslem wives.
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How much does a Mooslem wife cost?
 
Twisted said:
Vince Massi said:
My previous best one occurred after I researched "jihad" and got ads for purchasing Moslem wives.
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How much does a Mooslem wife cost?
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They didn't say. They would show (decent) pictures of babes in burkas, and I guess you were supposed to start sending in fees to register. Since the pictures were clean, I didn't press the ad blocks and just ignored them. After about three weeks, they stopped.
 
Vince Massi said:
Twisted said:
Vince Massi said:
My previous best one occurred after I researched "jihad" and got ads for purchasing Moslem wives.
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How much does a Mooslem wife cost?
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They didn't say. They would show (decent) pictures of babes in burkas, and I guess you were supposed to start sending in fees to register. Since the pictures were clean, I didn't press the ad blocks and just ignored them. After about three weeks, they stopped.
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Bummer.  If the price was right, We here in the ward could take a collection and buy a couple.  While we would require them to clean all our bedpans, at least we wouldn't beat them.
 
Twisted, I looked it up for you. You have to pay a huge fee to register. Then you have to pay them to send (and translate) correspondence.

The Moslem women have enough money to register, and they want to escape to the US. Most make obedient wives, but they don't respect their husbands because the husbands are social misfits. Not speaking English doesn't help matters.

Eventually, the husbands divorce them, they get to stay in America with better-paying jobs, and everyone lives happily ever after.
 
Vince Massi said:
Twisted, I looked it up for you. You have to pay a huge fee to register. Then you have to pay them to send (and translate) correspondence.

The Moslem women have enough money to register, and they want to escape to the US. Most make obedient wives, but they don't respect their husbands because the husbands are social misfits. Not speaking English doesn't help matters.

Eventually, the husbands divorce them, they get to stay in America with better-paying jobs, and everyone lives happily ever after.
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Thank you for your time.

We have researched it and found we can buy Mexicans for less.
 
"We have researched it and found we can buy Mexicans for less."

Bad idea. They bring their families with them.
 
Vince Massi said:
"We have researched it and found we can buy Mexicans for less."

Bad idea. They bring their families with them.
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That's what Jack DeCoster found out!  ???
 
16KJV11 said:
Vince Massi said:
"We have researched it and found we can buy Mexicans for less."

Bad idea. They bring their families with them.
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That's what Jack DeCoster found out!  ???
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Jack was buying Mexicans?
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Vince Massi said:
"We have researched it and found we can buy Mexicans for less."

Bad idea. They bring their families with them.
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That's what Jack DeCoster found out!  ???
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Jack was buying Mexicans?
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No, employing them.  Brought workers to work, and they brought more, who brought more, who brought more...And so on, and so on... :P
 
We had a turkey dinner last week and decided that we would let any Mexican kids who came by for the computers could stay for dinner. one of them ran out and told her friends. See illustration below:

https://www.facebook.com/vincent.massi.1
 
Wow!  I saw this and thought of the crazy skits at HAC chapel.  This is pretty good stuff!  (that does not mean that I endorse the music or artists represented)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJpA_sQEwkM
 
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