The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

Baptist City Holdout said:
Twisted said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Twisted said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Not changing the subject, but I am........

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Are you being mean?
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Not at all. I would be pleased for someone to change the subject again.
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Agreed.  What worthless subject would you like?
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Nepalese Open Basketweaving
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Where's Smellin' when you need him?
 
Twisted said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Twisted said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Twisted said:
Baptist City Holdout said:
Not changing the subject, but I am........

subject
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Are you being mean?
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Not at all. I would be pleased for someone to change the subject again.
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Agreed.  What worthless subject would you like?
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Nepalese Open Basketweaving
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Where's Smellin' when you need him?
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Don't know about Smellin', but I saw Raider is back in town.
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Home from HAC.
Evangelist today.
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A "real" evangelist or a pastor buddy?
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So an evangelist should be someone you cannot stand?
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Now that's an interesting perspective.

I'm guessing it would depend on WHY you can't stand him.

Regardless, just give the name of whoever is there.  I want to find out if he was happy with your love offering and where you took him to buy him a suit.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Home from HAC.
Evangelist today.
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A "real" evangelist or a pastor buddy?
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So an evangelist should be someone you cannot stand?
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Now that's an interesting perspective.

I'm guessing it would depend on WHY you can't stand him.

Regardless, just give the name of whoever is there.  I want to find out if he was happy with your love offering and where you took him to buy him a suit.
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Hope he likes the Red White and Blue thrift store!
 
There were 110 student delegates attending college days st HAC. Almost twice more than last year!
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Home from HAC.
Evangelist today.
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A "real" evangelist or a pastor buddy?
Click to expand...
So an evangelist should be someone you cannot stand?
Click to expand...

Now that's an interesting perspective.

I'm guessing it would depend on WHY you can't stand him.

Regardless, just give the name of whoever is there.  I want to find out if he was happy with your love offering and where you took him to buy him a suit.
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Hope he likes the Red White and Blue thrift store!
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Several years ago, a pastor in the area asked me to house an evangelist while he preached a revival for him.
. While he stayed with us I got to know him and had him preach for us one Wednesday night. I liked his preaching and we struck up a relationship. I had him come back for a Sunday. This year I asked him to come back Sunday through Wednesday. During this time we have become good friends. Usually when an evangelist comes to preach the preacher spends time with the Evangelist and they become friends. So according to many people's philosophy, when that happens that evangelist should no longer preach for them.  Now they are friends, so that automatically disqualifies that evangelist from ever preaching there again.
 
16KJV11 said:
So according to many people's philosophy, when that happens that evangelist should no longer preach for them.  Now they are friends, so that automatically disqualifies that evangelist from ever preaching there again.
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I don't believe that was ever taught in Church Ed, so it must be fake news.

But if the relationship makes him compromise his message,  that's a different issue.

You wouldn't want that, would you?
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
So according to many people's philosophy, when that happens that evangelist should no longer preach for them.  Now they are friends, so that automatically disqualifies that evangelist from ever preaching there again.
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I don't believe that was ever taught in Church Ed, so it must be fake news.

But if the relationship makes him compromise his message,  that's a different issue.

You wouldn't want that, would you?
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No, but the only way to avoid a friendship from happening is the have a different evangelist every year, and while he is at your church, spend absolutely no time with him.
 
16KJV11 said:
...is the have a different evangelist every year, and while he is at your church, spend absolutely no time with him.
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There are a lot of underused evangelists.  Spread the wealth!  And why spend time with him?  He's out door-knocking and street preaching!  You hanging around will just "hinder the spirit"!  LOL!
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
"Thank you, God bless you, for being a friend." Anybody remember that one?
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I get that every time I change a bedpan.
 
They messed up my order.

Someone will pay.
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
They messed up my order.

Someone will pay.
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Don't forget to tip...
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It's the last time I'm buying a used straitjacket at the Red White and Blue thrift store!
 
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