The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

BALAAM said:
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
BALAAM said:
Ok, this will increase posting numbers just a bit. There are several things I don't know. (really?)

What exactly is a knot? You know, the wind is so many many knots.

What exactly is a nautical mile?

What about a league? You know, 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Also, I can't remember some of the terms but am thinking of them this am. In Robinson Crusoe he had some terms I am not familiar with for distances that he was from the shore. If nobody knows by tonight I will look them up and repost them.
Would click be one?


Earnestly Contend
KNOT:
RAIDER and Teri wanted to tie the KNOT, but CF threatened to put a KNOT in RAIDER'S head so the KNOT tying ceremony was called off.  Therefore, all of Teri's efforts to bag RAIDER were for, well, naught.

OK: That fits into the story also. Raider was last seen running and he was estimated to be making 20 knots. Teri was making 21!
While RAIDER was trying to put a LEAGUE between him and Teri, she finally caught up with him and now they are in LEAGUE with each other.
Don't you just love HOMOGRAPHS?  :P
 
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
BALAAM said:
Ok, this will increase posting numbers just a bit. There are several things I don't know. (really?)

What exactly is a knot? You know, the wind is so many many knots.

What exactly is a nautical mile?

What about a league? You know, 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Also, I can't remember some of the terms but am thinking of them this am. In Robinson Crusoe he had some terms I am not familiar with for distances that he was from the shore. If nobody knows by tonight I will look them up and repost them.
Would click be one?


Earnestly Contend
KNOT:
RAIDER and Teri wanted to tie the KNOT, but CF threatened to put a KNOT in RAIDER'S head so the KNOT tying ceremony was called off.  Therefore, all of Teri's efforts to bag RAIDER were for, well, naught.

This version is NOT true.
 
Teri in NC said:
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
BALAAM said:
Ok, this will increase posting numbers just a bit. There are several things I don't know. (really?)

What exactly is a knot? You know, the wind is so many many knots.

What exactly is a nautical mile?

What about a league? You know, 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Also, I can't remember some of the terms but am thinking of them this am. In Robinson Crusoe he had some terms I am not familiar with for distances that he was from the shore. If nobody knows by tonight I will look them up and repost them.
Would click be one?


Earnestly Contend
KNOT:
RAIDER and Teri wanted to tie the KNOT, but CF threatened to put a KNOT in RAIDER'S head so the KNOT tying ceremony was called off.  Therefore, all of Teri's efforts to bag RAIDER were for, well, naught.

This version is NOT true.
Please enlighten us as to the truth? :P
 
IFB X-Files said:
Dreams are weird. I dreamed that I was near the bench of an NFL game and Peyton Manning was singing a song called "When You Can't Throw Anymore".
He must have been dreaming about Cutler!
 
16KJV11 said:
Just putting my 2 cents in!

It sure ain'the worth what it used to be. ;)  (Sorry, I couldn'the resist.  I actually like most, if not all, your cents /sense.)
 
RAIDER is the most faithful,  godly, humble Hacker in th whole world!  :)
 
IFB X-Files said:
16KJV11 said:
RAIDER is the most faithful,  godly, humble Hacker in the whole world! 

Were you, by chance, one of the captured team in The Manchurian Candidate?
I must have missed that movie.
 
16KJV11 said:
Teri in NC said:
16KJV11 said:
prophet said:
BALAAM said:
Ok, this will increase posting numbers just a bit. There are several things I don't know. (really?)

What exactly is a knot? You know, the wind is so many many knots.

What exactly is a nautical mile?

What about a league? You know, 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Also, I can't remember some of the terms but am thinking of them this am. In Robinson Crusoe he had some terms I am not familiar with for distances that he was from the shore. If nobody knows by tonight I will look them up and repost them.
Would click be one?


Earnestly Contend
KNOT:
RAIDER and Teri wanted to tie the KNOT, but CF threatened to put a KNOT in RAIDER'S head so the KNOT tying ceremony was called off.  Therefore, all of Teri's efforts to bag RAIDER were for, well, naught.

This version is NOT true.
Please enlighten us as to the truth? :P

The truth is that he chased me my freshman year.  I finally gave in so he would shut up.  We started dating. A year later, he told me had found someone else. Next thing I knew, he was sitting in the staff section during chapel with CF.

 
16KJV11 said:
IFB X-Files said:
Dreams are weird. I dreamed that I was near the bench of an NFL game and Peyton Manning was singing a song called "When You Can't Throw Anymore".
He must have been dreaming about Cutler!

As do I...

In my dream, he becomes the punky quarterback.
 
Baptist City Holdout said:
Well, I have caught up for not posting in a few days. Feel better now.
Yes, it's like baptizing the same city baptist kid for the third time!
 
16KJV11 said:
IFB X-Files said:
Binaca Chugger said:
IFB X-Files said:
I just picked up a new friend on Facebook.  He is a "Van Captain" at his local church.

Now that has to be a real challenge to only pick up 14 people on your route.
You stinkin liberal.  I can easily fit 37 bus kids on my van route.

LOL!  I hope the windows are tinted.
Kind of reminds me when we packed 129 kids on a 76 pax bus back in 2001 in Riverside, CA!  ???

Not too dangerous.
 
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