The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[16KJV11]

My microwave is fried...went up in smoke to frozen meal heaven.

Would you like to borrow my ray-gun?

Actually, a sledgehammer might suffice at this moment.

Counter-top or OTR?

Counter top.  I was cooking some Campbells chunky gumbo and I noticed the acrid smell of wires burning along with the accompanying smoke signals.
I was a little hesitant to eat the soup, but I doctored it up with Sriacha sauce and it tasted ?!

You probably needed a new one anyway.

Yes, it has been radiating us for years.

Bought a new mikeywave at Wallyworld...

 

[Twisted]

It's Friday.  Take it easy today.

 

[16KJV11]

Men's Bar-B-Cue tonight.  Lot's of pig and cow to eat.

 

[Twisted]

Men's Bar-B-Cue tonight.  Lot's of pig and cow to eat.

Cooked in your new Radarange?

 

[Twisted]

Out wheelchair calling today.  Looking for a good turnout for tomorrow.

 

[16KJV11]

Out wheelchair calling today.  Looking for a good turnout for tomorrow.

You cant push those people around...

 

[Twisted]

Out wheelchair calling today.  Looking for a good turnout for tomorrow.

You cant push those people around...

They'll turn on you quick if you try.

 

[16KJV11]

Out wheelchair calling today.  Looking for a good turnout for tomorrow.

You cant push those people around...

They'll turn on you quick if you try.

And they'll ride you out of town on a rail if you do!

 

[Twisted]

Son Day!

 

[IFB X-Files]

They are not telling the truth!

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/uncategorized/406851-new-mexico-solar-observatory-denies-aliens-involved-in

 

[16KJV11]

They are not telling the truth!

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/uncategorized/406851-new-mexico-solar-observatory-denies-aliens-involved-in

I think aliens are responsible for RAIDERS disapearence.

 

[16KJV11]

Maybe I'll have Steven Anderson come preach for me!

 

[Twisted]

Maybe I'll have Steven Anderson come preach for me!

You keep picking real winners!

 

[16KJV11]

Maybe I'll have Steven Anderson come preach for me!

You keep picking real winners!

The focus of his preaching will be "Great Men of the faith " including David Koresh and Jim Jones".

 

[Twisted]

Just had popcorn.

 

[Twisted]

Just had popcorn.

with butter.

 

[Twisted]

So does this mean that because of that "event" between RAIDER and CF in the tunnel, that RAIDER can never be a Supreme Court justice?

 

[16KJV11]

So does this mean that because of that "event" between RAIDER and CF in the tunnel, that RAIDER can never be a Supreme Court justice?

Well, I heard that head dog catcher is up for re election...

 

[16KJV11]

Nice day today.  Twisted, how is the ward treating you?  Fresh bed pans available?  Prune pudding any good today?

 

[Twisted]

Nice day today.  Twisted, how is the ward treating you?  Fresh bed pans available?  Prune pudding any good today?

So nice you asked.