The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[Twisted]

Happy Saturday!

 

[IFB X-Files]

This is the time of your earth's solstice that we aliens really like.

Your earth's football is very close to the games we play.  Just not as violent.

 

[16KJV11]

This is the time of your earth's solstice that we aliens really like.

Your earth's football is very close to the games we play.  Just not as violent.

Is it something like roller ball?

 

[Twisted]

This is the time of your earth's solstice that we aliens really like.

Your earth's football is very close to the games we play.  Just not as violent.

Is it something like roller ball?

Rollerball?  Now THAT'S a game!

 

[16KJV11]

Fishinut must be on a real fishing expedition.  Wonder if he has been eaten by piranhas?

 

[16KJV11]

Has our resident alien IFB XFiles abducted RAIDER?

 

[16KJV11]

Baptist City Holdout has been locked in a linen closet at Baptist City and is being closely guarded by Twisted.

 

[Twisted]

Baptist City Holdout has been locked in a linen closet at Baptist City and is being closely guarded by Twisted.

I came out of the closet and it's time for BCH to come out as well!

 

[Twisted]

Quiet here today.  So good to know that lost souls are more important than cooking hotdogs and hamburgers.  I'm sure everyone is out knocking doors.

 

[Twisted]

Because of the holiday, I didn't get my new monthly razor blade until today.

 

[IFB X-Files]

Where is RAIDER?  Binaca?

 

[16KJV11]

Where is RAIDER?  Binaca?

Not sure where Binaca is, but I've been trying to encourage RAIDER, the Hacker Master to start posting again.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Baptist City Holdout has been locked in a linen closet at Baptist City and is being closely guarded by Twisted.

I came out of the closet and it's time for BCH to come out as well!

Bro. Hyles once preached a sermon about courage or something like that... Afterwards a guy came up to him and said, "I'm gay and that sermon gave me the courage to come out!" Not me though!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Happy Saturday!

When i first read this I thought it said, Happy September. That would have applied as well.

 

[Twisted]

Baptist City Holdout has been locked in a linen closet at Baptist City and is being closely guarded by Twisted.

I came out of the closet and it's time for BCH to come out as well!

Bro. Hyles once preached a sermon about courage or something like that... Afterwards a guy came up to him and said, "I'm gay and that sermon gave me the courage to come out!" Not me though!

How do you know that happened?

 

[Twisted]

I need a hug.

 

[16KJV11]

I need a hug.

Well, maybe CF is available, oh, wait a minute...didn't she get married?
But I know how you feel...I always feel like I have no one to really talk to.
I'm a preacher and preachers are supposed to have it all together, right?

 

[Twisted]

I need a hug.

Well, maybe CF is available, oh, wait a minute...didn't she get married?
But I know how you feel...I always feel like I have no one to really talk to.
I'm a preacher and preachers are supposed to have it all together, right?

A hug...not crushed.

Preachers are on the razor's edge of going insane.  Don't you like living on the edge?

 

[16KJV11]

I need a hug.

Well, maybe CF is available, oh, wait a minute...didn't she get married?
But I know how you feel...I always feel like I have no one to really talk to.
I'm a preacher and preachers are supposed to have it all together, right?

A hug...not crushed.

Preachers are on the razor's edge of going insane.  Don't you like living on the edge?

Not at all!

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

uh

Baptist City Holdout has been locked in a linen closet at Baptist City and is being closely guarded by Twisted.

I came out of the closet and it's time for BCH to come out as well!

Bro. Hyles once preached a sermon about courage or something like that... Afterwards a guy came up to him and said, "I'm gay and that sermon gave me the courage to come out!" Not me though!

How do you know that happened?

He would use it as an illustration every so often. An illustration about what I couldn't say, but I heard him recount this far more than once.