The Worthless Thread for Specifically Increasing Post Numbers

[16KJV11]

I feel you mocking me.

Only in a nondescript way.

I'm not even good enough to even be descript.  Man, I feel low.

Just HOW low do you feel?

Low enough to listen to Jack Schaap sermon tapes for a whole day.

Now that's LOW!  ???

Tell me about it.

I really need a boost.  If I can get out of here, could anyone use me as an assistant?

I hear Joe Combs could use one...

 

[Twisted]

I feel you mocking me.

Only in a nondescript way.

I'm not even good enough to even be descript.  Man, I feel low.

Just HOW low do you feel?

Low enough to listen to Jack Schaap sermon tapes for a whole day.

Now that's LOW!  ???

Tell me about it.

I really need a boost.  If I can get out of here, could anyone use me as an assistant?

I hear Joe Combs could use one...

Do you know his tombstone #?  I'll ring him.


http://youtu.be/cNH15cPOkQ0

 

[16KJV11]

I feel you mocking me.

Only in a nondescript way.

I'm not even good enough to even be descript.  Man, I feel low.

Just HOW low do you feel?

Low enough to listen to Jack Schaap sermon tapes for a whole day.

Now that's LOW!  ???

Tell me about it.

I really need a boost.  If I can get out of here, could anyone use me as an assistant?

I hear Joe Combs could use one...

Do you know his tombstone #?  I'll ring him.


http://youtu.be/cNH15cPOkQ0

Bill Hybel's church might hire you.

 

[Twisted]

Bill Hybel's church might hire you.

Doesn't sound too inviting.

https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2018/april/bill-hybels-resigns-willow-creek-misconduct-allegations.html

 

[16KJV11]

Bill Hybel's church might hire you.

Doesn't sound too inviting.

https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2018/april/bill-hybels-resigns-willow-creek-misconduct-allegations.html

Well, Greg Locke might want you...

 

[Twisted]

Bill Hybel's church might hire you.

Doesn't sound too inviting.

https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2018/april/bill-hybels-resigns-willow-creek-misconduct-allegations.html

Well, Greg Locke might want you...

You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you?

 

[Twisted]

We've got a lot of work to do to catch up with the Catholics.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/church-abuse-report-years-works-released-57145015

 

[Twisted]

Monday.

I survived the weekend.

 

[16KJV11]

Monday.

I survived the weekend.

I laid an egg last night...

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Monday.

I survived the weekend.

I laid an egg last night...

Somebody didn't think so.

 

[16KJV11]

Monday.

I survived the weekend.

I laid an egg last night...

Somebody didn't think so.

Yes, you're right, my wife always thinks I do a good job.  She has a license to 'tell white lies' I guess!

 

[16KJV11]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

.

Profound post!

This needed repeating!

 

[Twisted]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

 

[16KJV11]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

 

[Twisted]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

Just what we need.  Another one.

 

[16KJV11]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

Just what we need.  Another one.

Make room in the ward for me!

 

[Twisted]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

Just what we need.  Another one.

Make room in the ward for me!

We had an open bed, but RAIDER is in it now.

 

[16KJV11]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

Just what we need.  Another one.

Make room in the ward for me!

We had an open bed, but RAIDER is in it now.

Well, put me on the list!

 

[Twisted]

My son goes for his driving test today. ???

I need my safe space.

HE PASSED! ???

Just what we need.  Another one.

Make room in the ward for me!

We had an open bed, but RAIDER is in it now.

Well, put me on the list!

I asked Nurse Ratched.

She's heard you preach and says you qualify.