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Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
Well, how did the service go?
Do they take the shackles and straight jacket off during services?
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
Well, how did the service go?
Do they take the shackles and straight jacket off during services?

Of course not.  Because of the guest chaplain, they leave the ward doors unlocked.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...

It's obvious you have a heart for ministry.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...

It's obvious you have a heart for ministry.
Yes, my heart bleeds for the mentally challenged! 
That's why RAIDER called this "The Sunbeam Thread" and I am "The Commandant of all Sunbeams!"
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...

It's obvious you have a heart for ministry.
Yes, my heart bleeds for the mentally challenged!

Your compassion knows no bounds.
 
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...

It's obvious you have a heart for ministry.
Yes, my heart bleeds for the mentally challenged!

Your compassion knows no bounds.
Thank you, thank you, my spirituality astounds even myself!  :P
 
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
16KJV11 said:
Twisted said:
Today is Sunday.

Excited to see who our guest chaplain will be today.
I heard that the chaplain from San Quentin will be visiting your ward.  Ought to be interesting.

You guessed right! 

We really don't like this guy.

He always preaches his favorite "sugar stick".

"If you were gassed today, are you 100% sure of Heaven".

It gets old.
My guess is that quite a few of the inmates...I mean, patients, got choked up during the invitation...

It's obvious you have a heart for ministry.
Yes, my heart bleeds for the mentally challenged!

Your compassion knows no bounds.
Thank you, thank you, my spirituality astounds even myself!  :P

Not to mention your wife and kids.
 
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