The Hacker Song Thread

All He Wants To Do Is Hack (with apologies to Don Henley)

They’re pickin’ up the bus kids and puttin’ ‘em in the pen
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
Rebels been rebels since I don’t know when
And all he wants to do is hack

Dunkin Donuts-the local drink
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
They mix ‘em up right in the bathroom sink
And all he wants to do is hack

Amen corner walkin round
With blood in their eyes
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
Wild-eyed Bible wavers
Who ain’t afraid to cry
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack
And make romance

He cant feel the heat comin’ off the street
He wants to party
He wants to get down
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack

Well, the administration bugged the men’s room in the local prayer lounge
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
To keep the boys from sellin
All the candy they could scrounge
And all he wants to do is hack
But that don’t keep the boys
From makin’ a buck or two
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
They still can sell the bus kids
All the candy that they can do
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack
And make romance

Well, we barely made the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, “Don’t come back here. Hacker!”
But if I ever do-
Ill bring more money
cause all he wants to do is hack
And make romance
Never mind the heat comin off the street
He wants to party
He wants to get down
All he wants to do is-
All he wants to do is hack
All he wants to do is hack
And make romance
All he wants to do is hack
 
Wanted Dead or Alive

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

[Chorus:]
I'm a Hacker, on a steel bus I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the bus workers I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the coffee that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

[Chorus]

I walk these streets, a Classic Note Bible on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million bus kids an I've brought them all

I'm a Hacker, on a steel bus I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I'm a Hacker, I got the night bus on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
And I ride, dead or alive
I still drive, dead or alive
 
Get Outta My Dreams and Onto My Bus-Billy Hacker

Hey, You, get onto my bus
Yes, you
Get onto my bus.

Yeah, who's that lady worker?
Walkin down the road?
Who's that lady?
Yeah, who's that woman
walkin through my door?
What's the score?
I'll be the Hacker shinin' on you
Hey bus kid, get on your shoes,
I'll be your non-stop soul winner,
Come while you can,
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get into my bus.
Get outta your dream land
Get in the back seat, buddy.
Get into my bus
Beep, beep, yeah
Get outta your house
Get onto my bus.
 
To the tune of the HAC alma mater song:

Hackers come and join the causes
As we head to Michigan
Got to protest things we don't know
Push to vote Republican

Let's be sure to paint the buses
Col'ring over our dear name
Hyles-Anderson, Hyles-Anderson
Giving all the Dems the blame.


We are Hackers and we're loyal
To the things we love the most
We will always take the bus kids
The more that ride, the more we boast.

We will keep our ears to preaching
Reading of the K-J-V
Hyles-Anderson, Hyles-Anderson
One day we will become clergy.


Men all wear their ties and suitcoats
Girls all dressed in formal clothes
God forbid we lose our necktie
Or get a long run in our hose

We are all a godly people
All because we act the part
Hyles-Anderson, Hyles-Anderson
Please don't look right at our heart.


We are loyal to our pastor
For he is the man of God
Steeped we are in rich tradition
Righteous I F Baptist squad.

Bellowing our righteous practice
We are great at sleight-of-hand
Hyles-Anderson, Hyles-Anderson
Propaganda throughout our land.

Take a look at all our numbers
We're not what we advertise
Look at all who walk the aisle
And how many we baptize

As we love our twisted doctrine
The Holy Spirit we ignore
Hyles-Anderson, Hyles-Anderson
Spiritual life is keeping score.
 
CONSPIRATOR said:
All He Wants To Do Is Hack (with apologies to Don Henley)

They’re pickin’ up the bus kids and puttin’ ‘em in the pen
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
Rebels been rebels since I don’t know when
And all he wants to do is hack

Dunkin Donuts-the local drink
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
They mix ‘em up right in the bathroom sink
And all he wants to do is hack

Amen corner walkin round
With blood in their eyes
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
Wild-eyed Bible wavers
Who ain’t afraid to cry
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack
And make romance

He cant feel the heat comin’ off the street
He wants to party
He wants to get down
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack

Well, the administration bugged the men’s room in the local prayer lounge
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
To keep the boys from sellin
All the candy they could scrounge
And all he wants to do is hack
But that don’t keep the boys
From makin’ a buck or two
And all he wants to do is hack, hack
They still can sell the bus kids
All the candy that they can do
And all he wants to do is-
And all he wants to do is hack
And make romance

Well, we barely made the airport
For the last plane out
As we taxied down the runway
I could hear the people shout
They said, “Don’t come back here. Hacker!”
But if I ever do-
Ill bring more money
cause all he wants to do is hack
And make romance
Never mind the heat comin off the street
He wants to party
He wants to get down
All he wants to do is-
All he wants to do is hack
All he wants to do is hack
And make romance
All he wants to do is hack
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Nicely done!  :)
 
CONSPIRATOR said:
Wanted Dead or Alive

It's all the same, only the names will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting away
Another place where the faces are so cold
I'd drive all night just to get back home

[Chorus:]
I'm a Hacker, on a steel bus I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days
And the bus workers I meet always go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the coffee that you drink
And times when you're alone all you do is think

[Chorus]

I walk these streets, a Classic Note Bible on my back
I play for keeps, 'cause I might not make it back
I been everywhere, and I'm standing tall
I've seen a million bus kids an I've brought them all

I'm a Hacker, on a steel bus I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
I'm a Hacker, I got the night bus on my side
I'm wanted dead or alive
And I ride, dead or alive
I still drive, dead or alive
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Yes!!!!!  :)  :)
 
"I Need A Lover" by John Cougar Mellencamp

"I Need A HACker" - 2:30 intro is optional

I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that knows the meaning of Hey go win some souls

Well I've been prayin' the streets up and down
Walking through the human jungles at night
I'm so empowered, my soul is on fire
Hey I'm so strong, won't somebody follow my lead

Preaching power runs through my body
And I feel it from this dorm I call home
All the rebels are listenin' to the radio
And I got the Preacher calling me up here
Wanting my newest sermon

I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that will win ‘em and then baptize ‘em
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that knows the meaning of Hey go win some souls

Well I'm not wiped out by this HACker life I'm living
I'm gonna fix my old church and all that is wrong when I head back home
And I'm not askin' to be loved or forgiven
Hey I just can't take this compromising
One more time

I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that knows the meaning of Hey go win some souls

I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that will win ‘em and then baptize ‘em
I need a HACker that won't drive me crazy
Some freshman that knows the meaning of Hey go win some souls

You bet cha

 
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