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Where students recruited future bus drivers.
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When I worked at the Schererville Police Department, I received a call one night from a frustrated motorist. Apparently he had turned on a red light at the corner of US 30 and Cline Ave. There was a HAC security car behind him but he didn't realize it. The HAC car tracked him down, waved a badge at him and had the guy pull over. At the time he thought it was an undercover officer. When the guard came to the guy's window, he realized it wasn't a real cop and took off, leaving the HAC officer standing there.
I sent an officer over there to investigate and no one ever 'fessed up to it although Wolfe did get a good talking to by the police chief the next day.
Then there was the Baptist City guard. I got another call that a security guard was waving his gun. I sent the cops over and the guard admitted he pointed the gun at a kid because he was breaking the rules by running through the grass and refused to get off the lawn. He said it was only a scare tactic and didn't intend to shoot anybody.
Man did those Schererville cops love the HAC security officers! (sarcasm)
If all of you have listened to all of the jack hyles stories I have then you will all know that one time there was a dangerous criminal loose in NW Indiana (one of a thousand) and when all of the local police departments proved inept at capturing him the hac security detail finally did. I heard that story many times. ( he was probably speeding in the hac parking lot)
I know of one time when HACker security was dispatched at the direction of Jackie-boy to sit in front of Davey-boy's house when a boyfriend of one of the teens (at the time) had threatened him......I wonder how many other times this occurred.RAIDER said:
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Toys for HB boys.RAIDER said:
We use to spend every Sunday, and all of Youth Conference antagonizing those poor underpaid over-zealous barnyfifes.
By the time I was actually at HAC, there was a blonde Cali-boy mackdaddy shaggin all the smurf gals, who was a turn sarge.
If anything, we needed to protect the students from him.
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RAIDER said:
The verse that was taken out of context and shouted in an angry tone to promote peace among faux football players wearing helmets and shoulder pads while pulling flags to "tackle" and playing with a brown football that was deemed chartreuse only because Jerry, Kenny or Jim said it was.
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My Sophomore year I had a roommate named Jim Willoughby. He was from Pennsylvania and was a huge Steelers' fan. He had played high school football at a public school and loved the game - the rougher, the better. When we played basketball or softball he would play it as much like football as possible.
We were getting ready to start an intramural football game and Jerry Scott was giving his usual pregame speech. He said, "Mr. Willoughby, this ball is chartreuse" and he tossed the ball to Jim with the follow-up question of, "Mr. Willoughby, what color is that ball?" Jim didn't hesitate. He said, "Brother Scott, as much as I would like to agree with you, this ball is brown". Scott said, "Give me 15 pushups!"
Jim did the pushups, stood up, and Scott tossed him the ball, "Mr. Willoughby what color is that ball?" Once again, Jim didn't hesitate, "Brother Scott, as much as I love and respect you, that ball is brown." Scott's eyes got real big as he yelled, "Give me 15 more!!" Of course, we were all fighting back the laughter.
Jim once again did the pushups, stood up, and Scott tossed him the ball, "Mr. Willoughby, what color is that ball? Jim stared at the ball for a few seconds and said, "Well what do you know, this ball is chartreuse!"
We all lost it.
We were getting ready to start an intramural football game and Jerry Scott was giving his usual pregame speech. He said, "Mr. Willoughby, this ball is chartreuse" and he tossed the ball to Jim with the follow-up question of, "Mr. Willoughby, what color is that ball?" Jim didn't hesitate. He said, "Brother Scott, as much as I would like to agree with you, this ball is brown". Scott said, "Give me 15 pushups!"
Jim did the pushups, stood up, and Scott tossed him the ball, "Mr. Willoughby what color is that ball?" Once again, Jim didn't hesitate, "Brother Scott, as much as I love and respect you, that ball is brown." Scott's eyes got real big as he yelled, "Give me 15 more!!" Of course, we were all fighting back the laughter.
Jim once again did the pushups, stood up, and Scott tossed him the ball, "Mr. Willoughby, what color is that ball? Jim stared at the ball for a few seconds and said, "Well what do you know, this ball is chartreuse!"
We all lost it.
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RAIDER said:
Jim Stroud did the same with me my Senior year. He asked me like twice what color the ball was. I said I was going to tell the truth and then Jerry, who was witnessing the situation, called both of us aside and told me, "I understand where you are coming from but we need to instill loyalty. Jim, don't do that with Dan anymore. Find someone else" That was the end of that.
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The multipurpose HACker adjective.RAIDER said:
If it is distasteful, you don't stinkin like it!
'Stinkin' is every "cuss" word.
Ex:
This stinkin thread is stinkin great, I stinkin love it!
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STINK! I haven't been on the stinkin' forum in a stinkin' while because of my stinkin' job. I was hoping to be the first stinkin' HACker to post in a definition for this word, but at least the definition didn't come from some stinkin' HACker wannabe.