Wait, you're a Satanist if you kill someone now? Are you sure you're not just a killer?Our resident satanist doesn't know what verses talk about murder.
What about all our soldiers who serve in the military.
What about our Navy SEALs. Are they Satanists if they kill someone to protect others?
Wait, if you do so in your heart, you're a murderer, right.
Is Father Abraham a Satanist when in his heart he was ready and faithful to swing the blade and offer up his son, or are there other surrounding circumstances that are important to take into consideration (Dispensationalism ftw).
Are all the Children of Israel, who God ORDERED to kill women and children, Satanists? IS GOD A SATANIST FOR MAKING THAT ORDER? (DISPENSATIONALISM FTW).
IS GOD A SATANIST FOR KILLING HIS OWN SON ON THE CROSS FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF SAVING ALL OF MANKIND (DISPEN-SA-TION-A-LISM F. T. W!!!)
Flip the switch, FSSL... flip the switch...
