Punchlines Please!!!

Sure enough, within a week he was driving her buggy
 
1. The handsome prince whispered in her ear, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

2. The man took off his shirt and said, "Here.  Iron this."

 
...because I just bet those folks over at that table $500.00 that I could pee all over you and make you laugh.
 
"but I don't understand, my husband packed his own lunch!"
 
1. Sorry.  I just ate a lawyer and wanted to get the taste out of my mouth. 

2. I don't know why.  Maybe I'm planting them too close.  Maybe I'm planting them too deep. 

3. He jumped out and yelled, "SUPPLIES!"

 
But she stops him with a wave of her hand and says "First let's see how well you play that accordion".
 
brianb said:
But she stops him with a wave of her hand and says "First let's see how well you play that accordion".
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LOL -- I recognized almost all the other punch lines, but I had to look this one up.  Pretty funny. 
 
1. Yeah, the drain is clogged again.

2. Yes, it worked fabulously!  And your husband couldn't believe it was your idea. 

3. No, son, I have a wife.

 
Castor Muscular said:
3. He jumped out and yelled, "SUPPLIES!"
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...not a good one to tell when co-workers of the Oriental persuasion are within earshot.  LOL
 
Well she ran away with one of you 20 years ago and I thought you were trying to bring her back!
 
Of course she'll recognize me.  I haven't moved anywhere. 
 
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