Punchlines Please!!!

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subllibrm

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No need to tell the joke. Just tell the punchline.

Wrecked him? Darn near killed him!!!!
 
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the baby powder.
 
So how do you start a flood anyway?
 
Well, certainly not from here.
 
So the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of a joke?"
 
1. The last thing I remember is that poor little monkey trying to shove the cork back in.

2. Well, it may not be very long, but it sure is wide. 

3. Well, no, not if I have to explain it five times.

4. Ok.  There I was, naked, in this refrigerator. 

5. One to change the light bulb, and the other to shoot the witnesses.

6. Two, but how they got in there I'll never know. 

 
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1. Why don't you just buy a vase?

2. So I drove her to New Jersey.

3. They gave me a Chihuahua?!?!?!

4. Oh, no, not another breathalyzer test!

5. And, second, this is a hardware store.

6. It's just that no patient has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy. 

7. Because I don't want to gargle the fountain water after you sat in it. 

8. Of course you can.  Where do you think Nancy Pelosi came from?
 
From the wrestling "pretzel hold" joke:


Ya, I know, they were mine.


 
Sure, as long as he doesn't get in the habit.
 
Silly rabbit, kicks are for Trids.
 
"That's what she said." - universal punchline
 
My end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me which way we are flying.
 
I woke up and my pillow was gone!
 
It's not that you have leprosy, it's that guy behind you dipping his french fries in your neck!
 
You idiot!  You were supposed to ride the horse to the next town where there's a sheep farm.
 
That's the 20th alligator I've caught and killed today, and not one of them was wearing shoes.
 
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