Pastors would you perform a wedding

[Sherryh]

if the reception was serving mixed drinks....

 

[Castor Muscular]

Definitely not.  I prefer my bourbon straight. 

 

[Sherryh]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

 

[Castor Muscular]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks. 

 

[Recovering IFB]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks.

Would wine be ok then? It not like Jesus would do that, right?

 

[rsc2a]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks.

Would wine be ok then? It not like Jesus would do that, right?

I don't think CM could turn water into wine either.

 

[Izdaari]

Hypothetically (if I were a pastor), yes. It wouldn't even have occurred to me to think of it as being a problem.

 

[Recovering IFB]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks.

Would wine be ok then? It not like Jesus would do that, right?

I don't think CM could turn water into wine either.

He can't??

 

[rsc2a]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks.

Would wine be ok then? It not like Jesus would do that, right?

I don't think CM could turn water into wine either.

He can't??

He might think he can.

 

[Izdaari]

Well, with the right mixtures of dried leaves, I can turn hot water into tea. 

 

[subllibrm]

I draw the line at wedding cakes with fondant frosting. Yuck!

 

[T-Bone]

Yes...I have and will in the future.  I take any opportunity to be able to share the Lord in people's lives.  My presence does not equate to my approval of everything that goes on.

 

[Castor Muscular]

Castor, this is not funny....lol

Ok, if I were a pastor, I would perform such a wedding if asked.  Although, I'm afraid if they ran out, I could not turn water into mixed drinks.

Would wine be ok then? It not like Jesus would do that, right?

I don't think CM could turn water into wine either.

He can't??

He might think he can.

I can drop a grape Fizzie into the water, but that wouldn't quite do the trick. 

 

[Castor Muscular]

mixed drinks?....  ???.... no way..... i don;t like my dr pepper watered down.....  8)

I've mixed Dr. Pepper with Big Red.  It's not that great, actually. 

 

[T-Bone]

I like my diet Dr Pepper with some vanilla syrup!  Yummie!

 

[ALAYMAN]

ALAYboy absolutely LOVVVVVVVES to mix drinks.  His most recent concoction was a mixture of  Chocolate Nestles Quick with Pink Nestles Quick, which he summarily named........





CHINK


I told him that he might not want to use such language in mixed company, else a fate worse than Paula Dean befall him.

 

[Mathew Ward]

Yes I would marry the couple.

 

[Recovering IFB]

ALAYboy absolutely LOVVVVVVVES to mix drinks.  His most recent concoction was a mixture of  Chocolate Nestles Quick with Pink Nestles Quick, which he summarily named........





CHINK


I told him that he might not want to use such language in mixed company, else a fate worse than Paula Dean befall him.

That actually sounds good, I might have to try it

 

[Castor Muscular]

Yes I would marry the couple.

Wouldn't that be bigamy?  Or big of you?

 

[PappaBear]

Not knowingly.  But understand that I rarely perform weddings outside our congregation.  I take seriously the command regarding an unequal yoke.