Not So Famous Quotes

"Are You Not Entertained?”—Maximus
 
"This morning, while I was having breakfast with Satan," receptionist on Murphy Brown
 
“Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit”—Bart Simpson
 
AverageJoe said:
Jesus, is that you? ;)
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No, hi, my name is Chris and I could introduce you to Him…..


do you know if you were to die today if you would to go to heaven?


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ALAYMAN said:
No, hi, my name is Chris and I could introduce you to Him…..


do you know if you wish to die today if you would to go to heaven?


😁
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Of course, I do! Thanks for asking! Who have YOU shared the gospel of Jesus Christ with today, Mr. Z?
 
"Don't make love by the garden gate, Coz luv is blind, but the neighbors ain't!" an old church member who accused my wife and I of "making love" in my car in the church parking lot! LOL
 
“Well, where are you gonna go?”—Phil Castellini, Cincinnati Reds COO scoffing at disgruntled Reds fans in the beginning of the historically bad 2022 season where they ended up losing 100 games for only the 2nd time in their 100+ year franchise history
 
“Who ya gonna call?”—Ray Parker Jr
 
"They shot off my shins!" Grandpa in King of the Hill
 
"Scat there cat ya got yer tail in the gravy"--said in sped-up manner akin to "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Billy Wayne Short (a spiritual father figure of ALAYMAN) after he sneezed. A Harlan County Kentuckian self-described Hillbilly and one of the smartest and most unique men I ever knew, a significant instrument in why I am in church and in the ministry today.....and most of all full of southern sayings that I had never heard before he uttered them :)
 
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