I've found the new FFF theme song---A Beer with Jesus

[ALAYMAN]

Just because you have a disdain for the FFF and CCM, does not mean YOU of all people ( I mean seriously) can arbitrarily proclaim that piece of crap as the theme song for this Website. Maybe if you had some credibility....or respect. Go away moron. Ain't gonna happen! Nope. Not here. Maybe you could go to the CLOWN forum....and they will accomodate you there.

Hey Bob, how's the ministry going?

 

[ALAYMAN]

is your wife still living in open sin and rebellion against you by wearing slacks and working outside the home?  Or have you finally gotten her under submission to the standards you believe God espouses but she disagreed with for so many years?

I'm honored that you'd slither out from under your rock for little ol me sweetie.  Or should I rather attribute your presence to some special affinity for Bob?

The wife's doin' fine and dandy, a real trooper and saint, unlike some who learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not.

 

[ALAYMAN]

Just as I figured.  You can't deal with the reality in your own household, as you attempt to tell others how they should live. 

Typical Lay-mer.

It's been awhile, and memory ain't what it used to be, so forgive me if I'm off in my prognostication, but ain't it the Low T line you'll pull out next?


droll, very droll.

 

[ALAYMAN]

It's very simple, and you keep evading it.  Does your wife still wear pants?  Does she still work outside the home?

She is still in great need of prayer for such grievous rebellion.  Will you commit this to your prayer list?  Please?

Your T-level is of no interest to me, or the rest of us, I'm sure.

You used to be infatuated with my T.

Was it something I said?

 

[ALAYMAN]

Alright, which one of you will own up to this great gift of ministry within the church?

Last Call Ministries, Inc., founded November 1996, is an outreach ministry to bar patrons and partygoers.  Our mission statement is as follows:  Last Call protects and improves communities by serving individuals through a designated driver service.  Our commitment is to fulfill the Great Commission by demonstrating the love of Jesus Christ through a designated driver service.  We are committed to building relationships between our drivers

 

[ALAYMAN]

Until your wife loves you and respects you enough to submit to your interpretation of God's commandments, I don't think prayers will do much good.

I see, so you don't believe that prayer for a Christian actually changes things, or that God is actually sovereign enough over man to do anything meaningful.  Got it.