If Batman were a HACker

[BALAAM]

Hmmm. I wonder which bathroom I will use at Target!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

When a rash of car break-ins happened in the college parking lot, Batman came up with the best solution.

 

[RAIDER]

"Batman, he was driving a 1976 Gremlin with a 'Pray for Power' bumper sticker."

 

[RAIDER]

'Robin, we must try to be inconspicuous.  When the teacher walks in the door just start clapping" 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Yes! Even on the campus of Hyles Anderson College!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin. Put this on and it will give you a haircut so you won't have to pay the guy over at Captain's Quarters."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Proof of the legendary existence of the HAC Lake Monster.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The Pastor's Study prayer line should open up any minute now."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And this is how you can keep awake on the Night Bus!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Let's see...ten percent of the value of a Snickers Bar, a pen given to me to sign a Bible, a toaster for opening an account at Hoosier State Bank..."

 

[RAIDER]

A Hackerette looks for her first date.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"With these bat-specs, I'm able to watch Sheffey in 3-D!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The California Boys argue as to who will next play The Ush in ping pong.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Non-calendar celebrated events:

Preacher's birthday
Start of Christmas vacation
Anniversary of the day Batman moved to Hammond

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean they dropped the 'Liberty' and turned it into 'The Square'?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

For Homiletics, Bruce preached 'in the bars' even though it wasn't exactly the bar that was expected.

 

[FSSL]

Genius! Smellin'... Even us nonHACkers laugh, even while I am sure we don't get the full context.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

In an effort to save money on rodent extermination, our Heroes play the flute in an effort to lead the blind(ly loyal) mice out of the tunnels and back into the fields.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Every year, the Dynamic Duo gathers the most flowers from the Thanksgiving Service and delivers them to the shut-ins and the hospitalized.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Batman, do you think we can make a pocket in my uniform to hold my 3x5 cards?"

"Robin, that is quite 'an idea'. Maybe you could put tracts in it as well."