If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"You mean he actually did get pants on a funnel?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The life-size Batman Hood Ornament promotion was a big hit.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If we can put the bug under the carpet right here..."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Oh those California kids...next thing you know, they will be wearing pink shirts!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And that will be 10 lashes from Ms. Cooper's cane!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Folks, this phone most certainly is bugged batted.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"It's that time of month, again, the time to get a Liberty Square milkshake!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The real reason why dancing is considered evil.

 

[RAIDER]

"Miss Gordon, don't think that we haven't noticed the length of your dresses lately."

 

[RAIDER]

"And they said Chick-fil-a would not open on Sundays."

 

[RAIDER]

"I'd look you in the eyes if you weren't a NIV user."

 

[RAIDER]

"Bring me the head of the Lone Soul Winner!!"

 

[RAIDER]

"As he started to ring 867-5309.........."

 

[Tennessean]

If you like to be put on the prayer list for prayer time, please dial 932-0711. Thank you and goodbye from the pastor's study.

 

[patriotic]

If you like to be put on the prayer list for prayer time, please dial 932-0711. Thank you and goodbye from the pastor's study.

I still remember that number as well.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Whenever Batman climbs a ladder, he can't help but sing this hymn:

I'm pressing on the upward way
New heights I'm gaining every day...

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, to understand someone you must walk in their shoes. To understand those California kids, you must dress like them, sans the pink shirt."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yeah, I got my soul-winning time in. I left a gospel track in the Shakey's bathroom."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"WOW! So this is what RAIDER would look like with horn-rimmed glasses and a weaved hairdo!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"And have yourself a merry little Christmas....NOW!"